Mayberry Awards 2023: Forum Upgrade Edition

[Iroh]

One rule i learned on dog is the more nicer guy seems, the more fucked up he actually is

I remember the pro boxing guy who everyone called polite and then one day he was not so polite and got banned

Yeah, exactly. Though I still think Alphaboy is a good dude. A topic like philia can be a sensitive subject that is hard to ignore for some. But I can't really judge anything If I don't know what it exactly was he said and the exact context it was in.

The world is a fucked up place, and often people try to hide all the fucked up shit they have inside by creating an image of virtue. But if you want to get rid of the fucked up shit inside, you need to face that the fucked up shit head on and not hide it by projecting an inauthetic-self to the world as a way to avoid having to deal with the fucked up shit AKA trauma. Also being polite is often more based in societal customs, than it is really based in strong morals and ethics. But people often conflate being polite with being a 'good person'. Politicians are often well-versed in etiquette and being polite, but how many people would classify general politicians as moral people?

 

[NoSmilez]

Wait. When did Alphaboy get banned?

 

[Woldog]

Wait. When did Alphaboy get banned?

He said Ironkhan should rename himself Ironcan and got banned for fighterbashing a month ago.

 

[YEET]

I should get top 100 poster or fruitiest member. Surprise I haven’t been banned yet either.

 

[aunshi189]

I don't have enough saliva to slobber all the knobs required to fill this whole thing in.

I do want to say that I have greatly appreciated @Slobodan 's posting in the support forum and Mayberry since the update. Has been open, transparent and informative. Having 50 posts per page back has made this much upgrade much more liveable with.

 

[Red Beard]

Poster of the year - @THE Red Beard
SHER-DOG award for best pet - @THE Red Beard
Best AV - @THE Red Beard
Thread of the Year - @THE Red Beard
Funniest poster - @THE Red Beard
Newcomer of the year - @THE Red Beard
Best stories - @THE Red Beard
Breakout poster of the year - @THE Red Beard
Casanova Award (best relationship experts) - @THE Red Beard
Most believable stories IRL - @THE Red Beard
Post of the year - @THE Red Beard
Best mods - @THE Red Beard
Best gimmick - @THE Red Beard
Sexiest Poster - @THE Red Beard
Worst Poster - @THE Red Beard
Worst Gimmick - @THE Red Beard
Worst Thread Starter - @THE Red Beard
Best Ban - @THE Red Beard
Worst Ban - @THE Red Beard
Most Likely to get Banned - @THE Red Beard

Some of these hurt but I like your enthusiasm...

 

[Red Beard]

Awesome. I'd like to nominate @THE Red Beard for best AND worst ban.

Awww thank you!!! Wait a minute.

 

[Red Beard]

Record setters are risk takers.

That's only true in Australia iirc

 

[Contempt]

Some of these hurt but I like your enthusiasm...

I guess it's basically a tradition at this point. I voted the same last year.

 

[Shaun K]

Jack reacharound for beta cuck of the year and the poster i would most love to throw my drink on but would also love to play a game of chess with


Other than that most of you losers are pretty forgettable


But since theres a gun to my head, zer is at the top of a short list of posters who i would consider going gay for

 

[Red Beard]

I guess it's basically a tradition at this point. I voted the same last year.

I appreciate your consistency.

 

[Red Beard]

Jack reacharound for beta cuck of the year and the poster i would most love to throw my drink on but would also love to play a game of chess with


Other than that most of you losers are pretty forgettable


But since theres a gun to my head, zer is at the top of a short list of posters who i would consider going gay for

Hey noob, tag people or I'm nominating you for best ban. I have juice. @Woldog tell him I have juice.

 

[Woldog]

Hey noob, tag people or I'm nominating you for best ban. I have juice. @Woldog tell him I have juice.

We will just have to vote for him to be banned imo

 

[StonedLemur]

One rule i learned on dog is the more nicer guy seems, the more fucked up he actually is

I remember the pro boxing guy who everyone called polite and then one day he was not so polite and got banned

Im a mess admittedly, but it doesn't hurt to be decent to people brother.
I have been through a lot and that has taught me even more.

It really depends on the person sir.
Some people hide, and others just show who they are without any thought about it.

 

[Woldog]

Voting is now closed. I will do the tally at some point in the next 12 hours.

 

[toasty]

Voting is now closed. I will do the tally at some point in the next 12 hours.

 

[Woldog]

And the Winners are

Poster of the year - @StonedLemur @THE Red Beard
SHER-DOG award for best pet - @Marko Polo @-Magua-
Best AV - @BigTruck
Funniest poster - @Pliny Pete
Newcomer of the year - @RedBeard_
Best stories - @Pliny Pete
Breakout poster of the year - @Seahawks Fan
Most believable stories IRL - @Pliny Pete
Best mods - @Zebra Cheeks
Best gimmick - @NoGoodNamesLeft
Sexiest Poster - @StonedLemur
Worst Poster - @JoeyJoeJoeJr
Worst Gimmick - @NoGoodNamesLeft
Worst Thread Starter - @JoeyJoeJoeJr
Best Ban - @TidWell
Worst Ban - @Alphaboy
Most Likely to get Banned - @JoeyJoeJoeJr

 

[Fedorgasm]

I think @RedBeard_ winning newcomer of the year is a slap in the face to @THE Red Beard.

He's like the fake undertaker, or the fake diesel, or the fake razor ramon, or the fake stone cold... Man WWE needs to stop using that storyline.

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

And the Winners are

Worst Thread Starter - @JoeyJoeJoeJr
Worst Poster - @JoeyJoeJoeJr
Most Likely to get Banned - @JoeyJoeJoeJr

Time to start calling me the triple champ

 

[Other]

How did I not make best or worst gimmick?