Mayberry Awards 2023: Forum Upgrade Edition

[Fedorgasm]

So you are now like a special invite who only posts once or twice a year to host award ceremonies?

He's the Billy Crystal of Mayberry

 

[THE Red Beard]

He's the Billy Crystal of Mayberry

I've said this exact sentence at least 30 times

 

[THE Red Beard]

I didn't want to suggest you for top dogging poster on the Sherdog.........

I thought that was just our thing!

It's anyone who shows up's thing...

 

[Fedorgasm]

I feel bad because I don't remember enough to nominate things like post of the year, thread of the year, best pet, etc. so I just leave those blank.

But I know damn well there's some awesome pets and threads I've seen, I just can't remember them.

Maybe my new year's resolution will be to take notes during the year so I can responsibly nominate people who really deserve it.

 

[Woldog]

I feel bad because I don't remember enough to nominate things like post of the year, thread of the year, best pet, etc. so I just leave those blank.

But I know damn well there's some awesome pets and threads I've seen, I just can't remember them.

Maybe my new year's resolution will be to take notes during the year so I can responsibly nominate people who really deserve it.

Just vote @THE Red Beard in every category.

 

[THE Red Beard]

Just vote @THE Red Beard in every category.

But some of the categories are bad...

 

[Woldog]

But some of the categories are bad...

Record setters are risk takers.

 

[I Am Legion]

Mayberry Awards after a slow year. Feels like The Oscars during Covid. Or the medal ceremony at The Special Olympics.

 

[Ponchik]

Poster of the year - @StonedLemur
SHER-DOG award for best pet - @-Magua-
Most believable stories IRL - @Cole train
Best mods - @Zebra Cheeks
Best gimmick - @NoGoodNamesLeft
Sexiest Poster - @Sonny Qc
Worst Ban - @Alphaboy

 

[Iroh]

@StonedLemur for all categories

 

[Iroh]

Poster of the year - @StonedLemur
SHER-DOG award for best pet - @-Magua-
Most believable stories IRL - @Cole train
Best mods - @Zebra Cheeks
Best gimmick - @NoGoodNamesLeft
Sexiest Poster - @Sonny Qc
Worst Ban - @Alphaboy

Alphaboy is banned?! Why?

 

[Ponchik]

Alphaboy is banned?! Why?

I don't know, I found out while scrolling through this thread.

 

[Iroh]

I don't know, I found out while scrolling through this thread.

Man, that's a big hit to teh Gheyberry! Hard to imagine he really crossed a line. Maybe he just e-suicided?

 

[Iroh]

@Slobodan was it you?! Did you ban Alphaboy? You know why he got banned?

 

[tomjones]

@Slobodan was it you?! Did you ban Alphaboy? You know why he got banned?

Alphboy will be sadly missed. He was one of the best posters on mayberry.

 

[StonedLemur]

Poster of the year - @StonedLemur
SHER-DOG award for best pet - @-Magua-
Most believable stories IRL - @Cole train
Best mods - @Zebra Cheeks
Best gimmick - @NoGoodNamesLeft
Sexiest Poster - @Sonny Qc
Worst Ban - @Alphaboy

Thanks sir I truly appreciate that.

 

[StonedLemur]

@StonedLemur for all categories

Lol hopefully not all of them sir.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Just vote @THE Red Beard in every category.

Awesome. I'd like to nominate @THE Red Beard for best AND worst ban.

 

[yamahacrasher]

Best post of the year for me was when @Slobodan said "In my expert opinion, you are a quantum douchebag." to @lsa. Laughed the first time I read it, and just saw it again 2 minutes ago and its still inexplicably hilarious.

 

[Osculater]

Best post of the year for me was when @Slobodan said "In my expert opinion, you are a quantum douchebag." to @lsa. Laughed the first time I read it, and just saw it again 2 minutes ago and its still inexplicably hilarious.

Those two should be voted for best couple of the year