Make a Haiku, Guess the Fighter

[Paradigm]

We gotta do some obscure shit or this is too easy...like the Luke Cummo one.

Funny one!





My second try:

A baker's dozen
Ticks of the timepiece, out cold
Defeat so bitter

 

[tombombadil]

Funny one!





My second try:

A baker's dozen
Ticks of the timepiece, out cold
Defeat so bitter

This one would make me sad, but he handled it so poorly that I dont care much for him anymore!

 

[illclint]

Racists oppose him.
Favorite flick was Powder.
Bud light cup holder.

 

[SenseiPeoples]

I eat horse meat
Heavyweight champ, drug free
New economy

 

[Jorge Luis Borges]

After the headkick
Beautiful locks crash like waves
Rumble's a welter?

 

[Paradigm]

After the headkick
Beautiful locks crash like waves
Rumble's a welter?

 

[Jorge Luis Borges]

Am I my worst foe?
Nope. That would be Taco Bell.
Know what I'm saying?

 

[Codpiece]

We gotta do some obscure shit or this is too easy...like the Luke Cummo one.

Wow, you're good. Another one:

Take cursory stock
Of your fallen opponent
Become popular!

 

[The Witcher]

A god among men,
King of all the leprechauns,
Surprise, motherfuck(ers)!

 

[scardera]

(for those who don't know, a haiku is:

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables.)




Fighter 1
Spandex shorts, moustache
Was kicking the golden boy's ass
Shit, triangle choke

Fighter 2
Nice Spinning back kick
I'm mini me to Sword Dick
dat Nam Phan scorecard

Fighter 3
It's my big moment!
That's really Joe with the mic!
Um, Consequences?

ghey af

 

[Codpiece]

ghey af

Except this thread is bloody awesome.

 

[Paradigm]

Wow, you're good. Another one:

Take cursory stock
Of your fallen opponent
Become popular!

I'm skipping the easy ones (or hard ones I don't know lol). Greg Jackson to JBJ after Machida.

Am I my worst foe?
Nope. That would be Taco Bell.
Know what I'm saying?

Damn...stumped here. Not going to google shit either.

 

[Zeroinnes]

Hellboy Hansen?

Yup!

 

[illclint]

Who is he really?
A count, a lord, a noble?
Or Hendo's bobble?

 

[Paradigm]

Seen more than Pitbull
Arts crafts water bottle raft
Foot stomps and speedos

 

[Paradigm]

Nightlife connoisseur
Forsaken by mandible
Entourage menace

 

[Ramon Antonio]

Did ten in a row,
Then I did two more on tuff,
Do you take returns?

 

[James Baller]

Nightlife connoisseur
Forsaken by mandible
Entourage menace

 

[mutombo]

yes yes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes cartwheel
yes yes crucifix

 

[Psychedelic]

Who is he really?
A count, a lord, a noble?
Or Hendo's bobble?

Bisbing.

Bad ass motherfucker
Fights from Sundown till Sunrise.
Odd ? I'm not surprised !