Make a Haiku, Guess the Fighter

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  1. The Bard

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    (for those who don't know, a haiku is:

    5 syllables
    7 syllables
    5 syllables.)




    Fighter 1
    Spandex shorts, moustache
    Kicking the golden boy's ass
    Then triangle choke

    Fighter 2
    Nice Spinning back kick
    I'm mini me to Sword Dick
    dat Nam Phan scorecard

    Fighter 3
    It's my big moment!
    That's really Joe with the mic!
    Um, Consequences?
     
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    That was quick haha.
     
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    Brown skin
    that's funny, but no.
     
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    It's Carlos Condit
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    That's funny...I read it as Severn because I was thinking it. Got Buentello but didn't get the Siver one before I read his answer.

    Or I guess I just quoted the wrong post by the same dude lol...I knew I wasn't going crazy:

     
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