Make a Haiku, Guess the Fighter

[The Bard]

(for those who don't know, a haiku is:

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables.)




Fighter 1
Spandex shorts, moustache
Kicking the golden boy's ass
Then triangle choke

Fighter 2
Nice Spinning back kick
I'm mini me to Sword Dick
dat Nam Phan scorecard

Fighter 3
It's my big moment!
That's really Joe with the mic!
Um, Consequences?

 

[KTMshredsall]

Frye,Siver and buentello

 

[Ether13]

Shane Carwin
Shane Carwin
Shane Carwin

 

[Paradigm]

Frye,Siver and buentello

That was quick haha.

 

[The Bard]

That was quick haha.

But it's not all right.

 

[marwash]

Gifted above all
All success is blown away
Own worst enemy​

 

[Filthymaggot]

Gifted above all
All success is blown away
Own worst enemy​

Kurt Cobain?

 

[KTMshredsall]

But it's not all right.

Dan severn,Siver,Paul B

 

[marwash]

Brown skin

Kurt Cobain?

that's funny, but no.

 

[Rittsy]

It's Carlos Condit
The natural born killer
Yep, Carlos Condit

 

[abrasion]

Severn not frye.

 

[Peteyandjia]

Gifted above all
All success is blown away
Own worst enemy​

Jones

 

[The Bard]

Wall sitting gangster
Picked last, didn't look the part
Retired, crazy.

 

[Peteyandjia]

Doing the robot
A flag with all of the flags
Think I'll just dance now

 

[caliboi74lv]

Doing the robot
A flag with all of the flags
Think I'll just dance now

Genki Sudo

 

[Paradigm]

But it's not all right.

That's funny...I read it as Severn because I was thinking it. Got Buentello but didn't get the Siver one before I read his answer.

Or I guess I just quoted the wrong post by the same dude lol...I knew I wasn't going crazy:

Dan severn,Siver,Paul B

 

[snowbro]

Doing the robot
A flag with all of the flags
Think I'll just dance now

Genki Sudo

 

[akc814ilv]

He is the greatest

First name starts with two letters

Mickey Gall will lose.

 

[Rex Kwon Do]

The goat he was called,
but these claims were premature.
A panic wrestler...

 

[Peteyandjia]

I own the road bitch
The light was red, but so what?
Sorry lil' fetus