Make a Haiku, Guess the Fighter

[Peteyandjia]

The goat he was called,
but these claims were premature.
A panic wrestler...

Mark Coleman

 

[snowbro]

i am not impressed
by his performance, he can't
andle my riddum

 

[snowbro]

they asked me who'd win
i don't have a crystal ball
i have got 2 balls!

 

[Paradigm]

True martial artist
Honing his skills from childhood
Useless supplement

 

[Paradigm]

i am not impressed
by his performance, he can't
andle my riddum

GSP lol

I own the road bitch
The light was red, but so what?
Sorry lil' fetus

Haha JBJ

Or is it Page???

The first lightweight king
My left was a deadly thing
Humbled by the penn.

Jens.

 

[abrasion]

The first lightweight king
My left was a deadly thing
Humbled by the penn.

 

[Zeroinnes]

The Inferno Child
Injure them then step away
Home; the Northern Way

 

[Paradigm]

The Inferno Child
Injure them then step away
Home; the Northern Way

Hellboy Hansen?

 

[Codpiece]

Tried and failed to blitz
Arachnid ducking, weaving
Then front kick to face

 

[tombombadil]

True martial artist
Honing his skills from childhood
Useless supplement

Machida

 

[Paradigm]

Tried and failed to blitz
Arachnid ducking, weaving
Then front kick to face

Lol...too easy. Vitor.

 

[Codpiece]

Lol...too easy. Vitor.

Yeah, I was mostly just having fun with the idea. I'll try and do a harder one later.

 

[illclint]

Dad crossed the border.
Brazilian speaks more Spanish.
Sea level athlete.

 

[tombombadil]

From nave to gullet
Points the cock of the morning.
Deal with how its jacked.

 

[Paradigm]

Loves to train by day
Joe Rogan Podcast by night
All day (ninja life)

 

[tombombadil]

Dad crossed the border.
Brazilian speaks more Spanish.
Sea level athlete.

Haha!

 

[abrasion]

Machida

 

[Katsumi Yamada]

Wall sitting gangster
Picked last, didn't look the part
Retired, crazy.

Luke cummo?

Try mine:

Blank koppenhaver
Also known as blank machine
I beat a porn star

Am I doing it right?

 

[Paradigm]

From nave to gullet
Points the cock of the morning.
Deal with how its jacked.

Thats fucking awesome...even better that it's right next to the Cain one.

I'll probably just stick to answering the tough ones lol.

 

[Codpiece]

From nave to gullet
Points the cock of the morning.
Deal with how its jacked.

Funny one!





My second try:

A baker's dozen
Ticks of the timepiece, out cold
Defeat so bitter