Major booze crisis!

[Fedorgasm]

I went to go make myself a martini only to find that I'm out of gin.

Now I have to make a vodka martini like some kind of dirty hobo.

Is there any way to make the vodka taste a little more like gin?

 

[Sweater of AV]

Stay hard.

 

[Mongoosemk12]

Is there any way to make the vodka taste a little more like gin?

You could always add in a little gin.

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

Make the Esther Rantzen instead.

Pernod, Ouzo, Marmalade and Salt around the edge of the glass.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

I went to go make myself a martini only to find that I'm out of gin.

Now I have to make a vodka martini like some kind of dirty hobo.

Is there any way to make the vodka taste a little more like gin?

Just drink beer like a man

 

[Neck&Neck]

Just use some Pine-Sol

 

[Fedorgasm]

Just use some Pine-Sol

I bet that would do the trick.

I never thought I'd love the taste of pine sol until I drank gin.

Maybe I'll just sniff some pine sol before each sip of vodka. Just to trick my brain

 

[Contempt]

I went to go make myself a martini only to find that I'm out of gin.

Now I have to make a vodka martini like some kind of dirty hobo.

Is there any way to make the vodka taste a little more like gin?

Yes... skip the vodka and go buy proper gin.

 

[Tone C]

Drink most of the vodka and then you won't give a shit

 

[Contempt]

Drink most of the vodka and then you won't give a shit

That is also a good point... after your first 10 shots of vodka, it's unlikely you'll much care.

 

[BJ@LW&WW]

put juniper in it along iwth some other botanicals and let it steep for a few months

 

[Tone C]

That is also a good point... after your first 10 shots of vodka, it's unlikely you'll much care.

Or just hold his nose as he drinks

 

[liner]

Just put some oj in it. I must know what happened. Did you drink the vodka? Who were you drinking w

 

[Belaya Smert]

Juniper Berries lower T

 

[Fedorgasm]

Drink most of the vodka and then you won't give a shit

Ah, the Russian solution! I like it

 

[jeff7b9]

Just use some Pine-Sol

I swiped a bottle of gin by accident as a teenager.

My strategy was pretty effective. Steal the shit in the BACK of the liquor cabinet that I never see my parents drink or serve. This lead to some WEIRD early drinking experiences. Fucking OOZO or Ouzo or whatever the fuck, anyway

Thought I had me some vodka.
Frosted bottle. Clear liquor.
No information, it was either blank or not English

Tasted like cleaning products.

I didn't even know it was gin until probably 12 or so years later when I was hanging out with a girl who drank gin.

No idea how anyone can drink that shit on purpose.

 

[ssBaldy]

I went to go make myself a martini only to find that I'm out of gin.

Now I have to make a vodka martini like some kind of dirty hobo.

Is there any way to make the vodka taste a little more like gin?

Did you just call James Bond a dirty hobo?

 

[Fedorgasm]

Yes... skip the vodka and go buy proper gin.

I live in a place where you can't buy liquor after 8pm.

Just put some oj in it. I must know what happened. Did you drink the vodka? Who were you drinking w

I wound up making a dirty martini with the vodka . The olive juice kind of masks the flavor

Dod you just call James Bond a dirty hobo?

I mean, compared to us sherdoggers, he is.

He drank gin too. I suspect maybe he only ordered vodka when he was undercover and needed to present himself as less refined.

 

[helax]

I swiped a bottle of gin by accident as a teenager.

My strategy was pretty effective. Steal the shit in the BACK of the liquor cabinet that I never see my parents drink or serve. This lead to some WEIRD early drinking experiences. Fucking OOZO or Ouzo or whatever the fuck, anyway

Thought I had me some vodka.
Frosted bottle. Clear liquor.
No information, it was either blank or not English

Tasted like cleaning products.

I didn't even know it was gin until probably 12 or so years later when I was hanging out with a girl who drank gin.

No idea how anyone can drink that shit on purpose.

This so much. Gin is for old ladies or poor unsuspecting youth stealing it to get drunk

 

[Slobodan]

I went to go make myself a martini only to find that I'm out of gin.

Now I have to make a vodka martini like some kind of dirty hobo.

Is there any way to make the vodka taste a little more like gin?

@Substance Abuse, this man needs some serious advice