Major booze crisis!

14 beers actually, dont get me wrong.

I don't understand the relevance of the video... you are adjusting your drinking because a one eyed Brit punched you in the face?
 
I swiped a bottle of gin by accident as a teenager.

My strategy was pretty effective. Steal the shit in the BACK of the liquor cabinet that I never see my parents drink or serve. This lead to some WEIRD early drinking experiences. Fucking OOZO or Ouzo or whatever the fuck, anyway

Thought I had me some vodka.
Frosted bottle. Clear liquor.
No information, it was either blank or not English

Tasted like cleaning products.

I didn't even know it was gin until probably 12 or so years later when I was hanging out with a girl who drank gin.

No idea how anyone can drink that shit on purpose.

We had similar strategies. My father did 39 years in the Navy, we had booze from all over the world. I drank a lot of stuff I couldn't even tell you what it was.

And I don't know whose idea it was to make 92% Alcool, but that person was a sadist. Kind of like Everclear I guess.

I live in a place where you can't buy liquor after 8pm.

That's a damn tragedy in 2025. You can't get booze delivered either?

Listen bro. I count pours by the seconds I'm guzzling from the bottle. I gotta have at least 20 shots before I feel a buzz. I slam a 6er of Bucsh light in 25 seconds as a pregame to a handle of bacardi 151. Sometimes I do a handstand and just jam the bottle up my ass. You can call me an alcoholic, but you cannot say I am not efficient.

turns out they don't even make bacardi 151 anymore. did some research and apparently they went out of business when I bought all the inventory. I don't even know what im talking about, carry on

I mean, Lamb's still makes the 151 proof Navy rum, but if it's a Caribbean spirit you need, there's the Gosling's Black Seal 151.
 
We had similar strategies. My father did 39 years in the Navy, we had booze from all over the world. I drank a lot of stuff I couldn't even tell you what it was.

And I don't know whose idea it was to make 92% Alcool, but that person was a sadist. Kind of like Everclear I guess.


Everclear and Fruitopia was a favorite of mine back in the day
 
Amateurs!


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JK, but this stuff is delicious.
 
I went to go make myself a martini only to find that I'm out of gin.

Now I have to make a vodka martini like some kind of dirty hobo.

Is there any way to make the vodka taste a little more like gin?
Were you expecting Sherdog to come up with the answer while you were spinning your beads glass at the ready?
 
Alcohol percentage checks out.
We have a local distiller that makes a quality Root Beer and Apple Pie flavored moonshine, but they're 37.5% and very smooth. The apple pie is good, but I find it too sweet. One or two shots and I'm tapping out. The root beer is amazing.
 
We have a local distiller that makes a quality Root Beer and Apple Pie flavored moonshine, but they're 37.5% and very smooth. The apple pie is good, but I find it too sweet. One or two shots and I'm tapping out. The root beer is amazing.
Apple Pie wouldn't be my pick either. Great you have a decent local place :)
 
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