luke rockhold with a fan (pic)

[IndyCovaHart]

You were like the 10th post down in a thread about Luke Rockhold and Taylor Swift. You could not honestly have believed you would be "inb4" any comments suggesting a sexual relationship between them.

Frankly I wouldn't have been surprised if it had been said in the 1st reply.

 

[JamesRussler]

Frankly I wouldn't have been surprised if it had been said in the 1st reply.

Frankly, I'm surprised it wasn't in the title.

 

[IndyCovaHart]

frankly, i'm surprised it wasn't in the title.

qft

 

[CrashStitches]

she want it

She could get it.

 

[phatron]

She isn't exactly just "some popstar" though. It's like pretending you don't know who Michael Jackson is. You don't watch TV or listen to the radio, ok, but I see that you are on the internet and she is literally everywhere on the internet. And I assume you have to go through a checkout line at the grocery store. I don't read TMZ and I couldn't tell you who 90% of the popstars are on the radio either. I'm just not going to pretend I am a snob who doesn't recognize Taylor Swift. So the first guy who lives Pakistan I guess I believe him. I call Bullshit on the rest of you though

What would be the purpose of lying about something so stupid?

I said I had heard the name, but that I couldn't recognize her in a picture.

And I'm not sure where you go on the internet, but the places I go don't have anything to do with taylor swift and don't have her pic plastered all over. I go on sherdog and car forums and I use the internet to build my website and do business.

I have 2 jobs. I work for the DoD during the day and I tune cars at night. I am very busy so "pop culture" is not really on my radar.

 

[tjumper78]

her elbow may be too pointy if she bends it.

 

[Fox by the Sea]

she has no idea who he is

 

[CrashStitches]

haha the whole state of Idaho will need recalibration of its ranking system if an HBB the likes of T-Swift ever set foot there.

I heard March of Dimes had to chsnge their name to March of Nickels in Boise. Not enough to go around.

 

[CrashStitches]

Some other parallels:

Both were SF champions
Both are lone white guys who hang out with a bunch of black and brown guys
Both were/are top contenders in his weight class

Please. Shields looks like the twink little brother of Lister. Rockhard is movie star material.

 

[uWot]

Luke's pick-up line: "Hey Taylor, wanna make a platinum album tonight?"

she has no idea who he is

Doesn't matter. He's a good looking guy - that's all she needs to know. No way would she let some random uggo from the street get cozy like that.

 

[Godzilla3232]

I had no idea what Taylor Swift looks like and barely knew who she was. Sherdog is gay.

 

[CrashStitches]

I had no idea what Taylor Swift looks like and barely knew who she was. Sherdog is gay.

Go jump in the Hipster line with the rest of the cool kids.

 

[Godzilla3232]

Go jump in the Hipster line with the rest of the cool kids.

A hipster would probably take offense at my use of the word gay in that context. I'm just a typical person stating an obvious fact. The sky is blue, water is wet and Sherdog is gay.

 

[Doodles]

I know who Rockhold is, but not Taylor Swift.

I know her name but couldn't remember what she looked like. I thought the woman in the pic was Japanese.

 

[Doodles]

She isn't exactly just "some popstar" though. It's like pretending you don't know who Michael Jackson is. So the first guy who lives Pakistan I guess I believe him. I call Bullshit on the rest of you though

Huh? Why would someone 'pretend' they don't recognise someone?

I listen to the radio a lot but very rarely watch anything on TV that I haven't recorded.
The Jacko comparison is massively retarded. She's nowhere near as recognisable world wide you silly fool.

 

[Ragnarocker]

Please. Shields looks like the twink little brother of Lister. Rockhard is movie star material.

That's weird, I thought you set me to ignore. Couldn't stay away from the cool crowd could ya.

Rockhard seems like a lunkhead. I get that it's not easy being both a jock and intelligent, but Rockhold is proof. He's like that Ryan Lochte swimmer guy. I think Shields is smarter he just has that lisp.

 

[Jet40]

I know who Rockhold is, but not Taylor Swift.

She's the musician that, if she chose, could probably buy the UFC.

 

[KantoTerror]

Luke's pick-up line: "Hey Taylor, wanna make a platinum album tonight?"



Doesn't matter. He's a good looking guy - that's all she needs to know. No way would she let some random uggo from the street get cozy like that.

Taylor swift's pick up line would be.

"Rock, I heard a lot of buzz about the D, Why don't you put that D where my mouth is..."

 

[Thesnake101]

Taylor swift's pick up line would be.

"Rock, I heard a lot of buzz about the D, Why don't you put that D where my mouth is..."

What is she doing with her left hand?

 

[ajwbjj87]

What is she doing with her left hand?

That smile isn't from his humor