Low birth rates have hit Mayberry

[Meatspin]

Judging by the posts in this sub forum I would bet most of the men here haven't touched a girl in at least two decades, if ever.

Not Joey though, I'll probably bang after work today

Which blow up doll is the object of today’s affections?

 

[Pierce 34]

Sherdoggers are like 40

 

[Satur9]

Which blow up doll is the object of today’s affections?

All of them

 

[Satur9]

Made 3 boys. Had them young too.

 

[puppybird]

Crazy to think my grandmother once had 22 children. That's like something out of Africa, not rural Ireland.

That’s a hell of a days work

 

[Versez]

Twins?!!! Or black market? (SMH)

Want to fight ? That’s nasty

 

[Fedorgasm]

Congrats. Had my second 2 months ago.

Suffice to say @Fedorgasm this has brought the fathers out of the woodworks.

Congratulations!!

 

[Fedorgasm]

Sherdoggers are like 40

Bro your av is awesome

 

[Bro Scientist]

Let me tell you guys, there's some science behind this.

 

[Crash Lance]

Damn dude, your post count is like 20% higher than mine and I've been here 13 years longer than you. You're saying you were browsing before I became a member....

Did you join and let all of your accumulated thoughts over the years come out all at once? lol...

You can say that again. When I first joined Sherdog, I never thought that I would have 4,100 posts. I currently have over 4,100 posts.

Instead of reproducing, I send messages on Sherdog Forums. It's much more economical. Furthermore, it's more environmentally friendly.

So far, I have 0 children. I live with my cat and my dog, though.

 

[Osculater]

Let me tell you guys, there's some science behind this.

I only listen to bro science, the best science

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I've been around these forums long enough to remember a time when different shermanos would make threads with titles like, "I'm going to be a dad" or "It's a girl!"

But I just realized there hasn't been a thread about having a baby in a super long time.

But it makes sense. Low birth rates are hitting all the rich countries. First it was Japan, then the US, now it's Mayberry.

Y'all either ain't fucking enough, or you're shooting blanks,

OR...

The worst option of them all....

You only have sex while sober, using condoms or birth control like a responsible adult

I've only contributed one to this great earth (IVF etc didn't work after the first one), well I have one "fuck trophy" I guess!

 

[Pierce 34]

Bro your av is awesome

Thanks!

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

I've been around these forums long enough to remember a time when different shermanos would make threads with titles like, "I'm going to be a dad" or "It's a girl!"

But I just realized there hasn't been a thread about having a baby in a super long time.

But it makes sense. Low birth rates are hitting all the rich countries. First it was Japan, then the US, now it's Mayberry.

Y'all either ain't fucking enough, or you're shooting blanks,

OR...

The worst option of them all....

You only have sex while sober, using condoms or birth control like a responsible adult

I think the average age here is like 40 so the parents amongst us already had their kids.

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

- Contrary of what leftism says. man with man dont reproduce, so.

You are ghe4?

 

[William Huggins]

So she's aboot twenty?

Watch out Robocock is about.....

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

Congrats. Had my second 2 months ago.

Suffice to say @Fedorgasm this has brought the fathers out of the woodworks.

Congrats mate!!

 

[William Huggins]

yeah we're all just old.

I'm in my prime.......

 

[Osculater]

Watch out Robocock is about.....

Noooooo.........

 

[Osculater]

I'm in my prime.......

Alright young stud