Low birth rates have hit Mayberry

[Fedorgasm]

I've been around these forums long enough to remember a time when different shermanos would make threads with titles like, "I'm going to be a dad" or "It's a girl!"

But I just realized there hasn't been a thread about having a baby in a super long time.

But it makes sense. Low birth rates are hitting all the rich countries. First it was Japan, then the US, now it's Mayberry.

Y'all either ain't fucking enough, or you're shooting blanks,

OR...

The worst option of them all....

You only have sex while sober, using condoms or birth control like a responsible adult

 

[Osculater]

 

[Zer]

My theory is that we're all banging trannies now

 

[Fedorgasm]

My theory is that we're all banging trannies now.

Now? As if there were a time when you weren't

 

[Zer]

Now? As if there were a time when you weren't

I was doing it before it was cool

 

[Flower2dPeople]

I was browsing sherdog before my daughter was born. She's in college now.

 

[Osculater]

I was browsing sherdog before my daughter was born. She's in college now.

So she's aboot twenty?

 

[dildos]

seriously who wants to have a kid in this day and time.

cost of living is sky rocketing through the roof and so is educational costs.

my best mate just had a baby and she is near 2 or so, and he is just realising its gonna cost that kid over 500k to go to private school from k-12.

 

[mixmastermo]

I was browsing sherdog before my daughter was born. She's in college now.

Damn dude, your post count is like 20% higher than mine and I've been here 13 years longer than you. You're saying you were browsing before I became a member....

Did you join and let all of your accumulated thoughts over the years come out all at once? lol...

 

[ssBaldy]

My theory is that we're all banging trannies now

you mean all those futanari breeding porn comics were lying to me???

 

[Contempt]

I've been around these forums long enough to remember a time when different shermanos would make threads with titles like, "I'm going to be a dad" or "It's a girl!"

But I just realized there hasn't been a thread about having a baby in a super long time.

But it makes sense. Low birth rates are hitting all the rich countries. First it was Japan, then the US, now it's Mayberry.

Y'all either ain't fucking enough, or you're shooting blanks,

OR...

The worst option of them all....

You only have sex while sober, using condoms or birth control like a responsible adult

Um... because we're all fucking old now?

Forums are not a young peoples medium.

 

[lowlife]

yeah we're all just old.

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

I think in general, especially in first world countries. The reality is we don't have big families as much anymore as in the past. 1 or 2 children is max most in today's society. Some couples, don't even have a child of their own.

It's just much different now.

 

[Tone C]

We've stopped having sex on religious grounds.




She reckons she's Jewish and I'm a pig.

 

[cmw43]

seriously who wants to have a kid in this day and time.

cost of living is sky rocketing through the roof and so is educational costs.

my best mate just had a baby and she is near 2 or so, and he is just realising its gonna cost that kid over 500k to go to private school from k-12.

Why don't they just not do private school?

 

[cmw43]

My friends are all in their 30s now and popping out babies left and right.

I'm getting married in June and I had to say adults only or we'd need to sort another 30 guests of toddler to 6 year olds.

Made an exception for 3 babies who've been born since Christmas.

 

[GergreG]

We've stopped having sex on religious grounds.




She reckons she's Jewish and I'm a pig.

I prefer it in the bedroom instead of the church.

 

[Goon Dog]

Only old farts hang out on forums nowadays. We're the MySpace members of social media.

 

[Mock Artwork]

I would appreciate you staying out of my incelism.

 

[Versez]

I'm expecting my first children in july