Low birth rates have hit Mayberry

[cowboyjunkie]

I'm expecting my first children in july

Congrats.

Please name him Ronald McDonald Versez.

 

[Versez]

Congrats.

Please name him Ronald McDonald Versez.

I will name it after Grimace.

 

[Sonny Qc]

I only make kids overseas and doesn't stay around.

 

[Fedorgasm]

I'm expecting my first children in july

Twins?

 

[IndyCovaHart]

Everyone just has AI waifus now, son.

 

[Squintz]

Ironically or not OP wears a rubber with his own wife

 

[Jack Reacheround]

I’m expecting a child in a few weeks…








If I can get the school bus yellow paint for my Ford Econoline fast enough.

 

[chardog]

I had a goal of ten, wife negotiated five..... well, three really, two "accidents" to total five. I know a guy that has exactly ten, and makes me feel vastly inferior.

 

[Warehouse]

There are probably several paternity tests yet to be administered, so it might just be a matter of time before we see a surge in new fathers around here

 

[Fedorgasm]

Ironically or not OP wears a rubber with his own wife

Not anymore. We're living that IUD life now!

 

[dildos]

Why don't they just not do private school?

Because who wants to go to public school??

 

[fingercuffs]

With the threat of women's reproductive rights I'm thankful that ship has sailed.

 

[Batjester]

We've stopped having sex on religious grounds.




She reckons she's Jewish and I'm a pig.

So much for porking her.

 

[FléauDeDieu]

Crazy to think my grandmother once had 22 children. That's like something out of Africa, not rural Ireland.

 

[Slapjit]

Mi got mi youngest was born di day of a slap event mi nuh post aboot it tho cuz mi was deh bout di slap tread

 

[shunyata]

Um... because we're all fucking old now?

Forums are not a young peoples medium.

^


We're not in that prime 25-35 year old baby making demographic any more.

Half the forum is dudes in their 40s and 50s.

And the occasional young guy with dating anxiety who doesn't believe all the old heads who tell him that he doesn't need zygomatic arch surgery he just needs to take part in social activities and have conversations with women in real life.

If that guy doesn't come back a dad, it's cause he didn't listen to us.

Crazy to think my grandmother once had 22 children. That's like something out of Africa, not rural Ireland.

My wife and I have joked many times that if it wasn't for contraception she'd be knocked up until menopause.

We got 3 kids but it could have been 8-10 kids already if we were just winging it.

 

[Spounman]

I wanted kids but my ex had a son I helped raise and after that I didn't want kids anymore. My friends have kids I'll buy stuff for, to be the cool uncle

 

[BoomStronk]

I was browsing sherdog before my daughter was born. She's in college now.

Scary. It's crazy to think about that. I started surfing sherdog before smart phones.

 

[milliniar]

Didn't make a thread but my son is just over 3 months.

 

[Other]

snip-snap, won't be a dad