Low birth rates have hit Mayberry

[ChrisBN]

I got a son with a woman whos more and more showing signs o' insanity. My Fault.

 

[TribalDrumz]

Thread jack been a while

 

[BluntForceTrama]

I don't even watch porn where actors use condoms....slightest hint of condom gets an X from me\

such a turnoff

 

[Fedorgasm]

Didn't make a thread but my son is just over 3 months.

Why would you not share this news with us??? I thought we were bros!

 

[Squintz]

Not anymore. We're living that IUD life now!

Yes we are

 

[Legumes]

I only make kids overseas and doesn't stay around.

You must have missed that thread a while back about countries being able to collect child support from overseas fathers. RIP your paycheck.

 

[TeTe]

I had a goal of ten, wife negotiated five..... well, three really, two "accidents" to total five. I know a guy that has exactly ten, and makes me feel vastly inferior.

Philip Rivers?

 

[Natural Order]

I'm expecting my first children in july

Congrats! Will be strange that the first memory they have of you is with a black eye.

 

[TeTe]

Thread jack been a while

Driving men to increase the birth rate, one gif at a time.

 

[fingercuffs]

I got a son with a woman whos more and more showing signs oder insanity. My Fault.

What?

 

[fingercuffs]

You must have missed that thread a while back about countries being able to collect child support from overseas fathers. RIP your paycheck.

Well as well they should be able to. If you can collect absentee taxes why shouldn't absentee mothers and fathers not have to pay?

 

[fingercuffs]

I don't even watch porn where actors use condoms....slightest hint of condom gets an X from me\

such a turnoff

Don't read Tyler Knight's book. He hasn't posted in years here but his description as a porn actor took away everything.

 

[Fedorgasm]

What?

"Oder insanity"..... My guess is that she smells crazy?

 

[Osculater]

Congrats! Will be strange that the first memory they have of you is with a black eye.

And missing pants

 

[Osculater]

I'm expecting my first children in july

Congrats to you and your baby's daddy

 

[Osculater]

We've stopped having sex on religious grounds.




She reckons she's Jewish and I'm a pig.

Cut off the extra skin and rub salt on it and all should be kosher

 

[LeonardoBjj]

- Contrary of what leftism says. man with man dont reproduce, so.

 

[LeonardoBjj]

I'm expecting my first children in july

- Congratulations to the new pro-wrestling fan.

 

[Osculater]

I will name it after Grimace.

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Grim Ace Versez

 

[Osculater]

- Contrary of what leftism says. man with man dont reproduce, so.

Unless it's a trans-man