List 5 historical figures you would like to meet if you could....

Lincoln
Dwight Eisenhower
Franklin Roosevelt
Truman
JFK
 
ValidArmani said:
haha I would add Lenin and Pol pot to that dinner table to be killed as well.
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Rex Kwon Do said:
Can I meet them in their prime, or is it one of those "meet them in Heaven" questions?

If I can meet them while they're still alive and thus I can affect history: Muhammad, Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Kim Il sung. Would kill them during dinner, Godfather style.
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Add Karl Marx too...

Pol pot is a lunatic!!!

Fuck communism.




Here is my list not in particular order

1.Christipher Columbus.
2.Emperor Constantine
3.Antonio Pigafeta
4.J.S.Bach
5.Banaw Lakan Dula.
 
I agree with the posts picking Caligula. I imagine most of these great men of history are complete a-holes but Caligula sounded like a massive troll so would be good for a few laughs.

I would also pick Herodotus, the Buddha, Hernan Cortes and Cleopatra.
 
Jesus Christ
Plutarch
Churchill
Lafayette
Alexandre Dumas
 
1) Jesus Christ. Just in case and to see what this guy was about. It would be kind of funny if he turned out to be the equivalent of a modern day hippy.

2) Queen Nefertiti. Apparently she was very beautiful and I find her empire very interesting.

3) Alexander the great. Probably the most bad ass person of all time and the Greeks were quite educated. It was also written that his army was helped by a UFO during a siege. Would love to get hammered with the guy as long as he doesn't try to bang me lol.

4) Alulim. If that shit was real this dude would be cool to talk to.

5) Adolf Hitler. I know he was bad, but history is written by the victors. I would like to hear his side.
 
j123 said:
Kurt Cobain
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Here's a really good documentary on Kurt Cobain. I was never a fan, but I find his talent and life fascinating. He once tried to bang a half wit girl and her dad found out. He was called "retard fucker" in high school. Talk about a bad high school experience lol. It's narrated with real journal entries written by Kurt.

 
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Thought Criminal said:
Genghis khan, because hes the most alpha guy thats ever lived. Itd be an honor.

Hitler, so i can see the real man, and not the man created by all of the propoganda and mis info.

Nathaniel rothschild, so i can kill him before his family ruins western civilization.

Mother fucking Plato

Fuck it...mother fucking Aristotle too.
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Plato is a good one. There is good evidence for a lost civilization.
 
Jesus (I don't believe in him, but I'd like to get a measure of the man), Alexander the Great, Socrates, Mark Twain, Ben Franklin.

Maybe Cleopatra to see what all fuss was about, see if I had enough game to tap that asp.
 
Makani said:
Jesus (I don't believe in him, but I'd like to get a measure of the man), Alexander the Great, Socrates, Mark Twain, Ben Franklin.

Maybe Cleopatra to see what all fuss was about, see if I had enough game to tap that asp.
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I see what you did there, well played.
 
Teddy Roosevelt, Einstein, Che, Skakespeare, Aristotle
 
George Washington
Thomas Jefferson
Benjamin Franklin
Andrew Jackson
Hugh Glass
 
King David
Jacob
Alexander the Great
Thomas Jefferson
Hitler

Also, LOL at these ideas of Jesus being a socialist, he was all for voluntary charity but never talked much on government. AND instead of getting Muhammad to talk about terrorism, why not just ask him about the 9 year old he fucked.
 
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