Lets talk chimpanzees vs humans

[Kingz]

Great thread start

But I remember this member was a Fedor Hedor so I assume that’s why he was banned

 

[Alter Schwede]

My money is on an alpha chimp to win 99/100 times even against someone like Brock Lesnar...

I even remember hearing Joe Rogan talk about chimps on his podcast. He said they have a different kind of strength then that of humans. He has handled chimps and he said it felt like a solid block of wood..

When pissed, they are too vicious, too wild, too fast, and too strong for a human

What kind of human are you talking about? The average Westerner receives no education on battle tactics or exercise in martial arts anymore, it is even heavily discouraged by our neo-communist/feminist society, which tries to prohibit this vital part of male life (which already backfires spectacularly). Women might also be better off if they could choose to learn battle tactics or train in martial arts and not be disciplined for either over and over again like many young males are today in schools, the female point of need is simply outside of my sphere of competence, as I have a penis, and no trace of a vagina.
The average modern Westerner is as able-bodied as a slug, even most people who go to the gym and are quite big are not even slightly as able to put up a fight with a wild animal as they look like, compared to an unmuscular human with years of experience in hand to hand combat right from the cradle. A fight is often decided by who strikes first and not who strikes harder, like speedup can be decisive in a motor race, even with clearly inferior maximum celerity.
A battlehardened veteran of Alexander's silver shields or Caesar's ninth legion would not give ground to an alpha chimp even without armour or weapons. Humans are quite capable in holding their own against seemingly superior animals, one reason being that human clans have less weak points as the size difference between males and females is not as huge as in many other mammals, we are more like birds or crocodiles in that regard, lol. Another reason is that no mammal is as stubborn, disciplined and vindictive as we are, the most extreme example would be kamikaze operations, which are basically unheard of in the animal kingdom except for ants or bees. Many wild intelligent animals would never even think about risking their lifes for their young, let alone a fellow congener or even a member of another species. But humans die all the time trying to rescue other people, which is not a new thing, while humans are the primate with the highest rate of mothers abandoning and/or purposefully harming their children. Orang-Utan mothers abandoning their young is super rare, while the baby hatches are overflowing with poor unloved toddlers. I believe humans have evolved towards a state where biological sex, the set of reproductive organs you have, has become less and less important, while also the relationship towards one's parents has decreased dramatically in significance.
Last but not least, Rogan is a professional analyst, and only an amateur athlete.

 

[90 50]

Chimps evolved like other animals here on earths gravity. It’s why chimps , dogs whatever are stronger pound for pound.
Neanderthal man was too.

it’s Homus erectus, modern man that evolved on Mars with weaker gravity that is weaker pound for pound.
After the nuke war on mars and few fled here on the “Arc” and we slowly took over from the native Neanderthals and eventually made earth ours.

 

[Alter Schwede]

Chimps evolved like other animals here on earths gravity. It’s why chimps , dogs whatever are stronger pound for pound.
Neanderthal man was too.

it’s Homus erectus, modern man that evolved on Mars with weaker gravity that is weaker pound for pound.
After the nuke war on mars and few fled here on the “Arc” and we slowly took over from the native Neanderthals and eventually made earth ours.

Strength has no strict relation to gravity or size. The fourth strongest animal on earth weighs up to almost half a ton while the third strongest weighs only a fraction of a pound, the second and first being only slightly lighter but significantly stronger... milligram per milligran.

 

[90 50]

Strength has no strict relation to gravity or size. The fourth strongest animal on earth weighs up to almost half a ton while the third strongest weighs only a fraction of a pound, the second and first being only slightly lighter but significantly stronger... milligram per milligran.

Serious post is serious

 

[HARRISON_3]

I'd like to see a human and chimp fight.

In bed.

 

[minute bull]

I'd like to see a human and chimp fight.

In bed.

SHOTS FIRED ON ALL SHERBROS.

 

[revoltub]

Chimps evolved like other animals here on earths gravity. It’s why chimps , dogs whatever are stronger pound for pound.
Neanderthal man was too.

it’s Homus erectus, modern man that evolved on Mars with weaker gravity that is weaker pound for pound.
After the nuke war on mars and few fled here on the “Arc” and we slowly took over from the native Neanderthals and eventually made earth ours.

I know you're probably joking but it's all true.

 

[90 50]

I know you're probably joking but it's all true.

There is definitely a long list of “scientific evidence” , that when laid out correctly can make it an interesting theory that I had been pondering for a long time.

This is just one quick link, there are much better ones but I’m too lazy to look more.

http://m.digitaljournal.com/news/od...mb-wiped-out-mars-civilization/article/416731

 

[Richie Madano]

Stop peddling this bro-science, brah.

This is a decent read, backed with research:

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/chimpanzees-humans-sizing-strength/story?id=16696826

This beast, armed with razor sharp teeth which can tear you from limb to limb, is going to start biting your balls off, pulling off your ears, poking your eyes - the moment it gets its hands on you.

Chimp wins 19 times out of 20.

Professor Cigano, OUT.

Damn the chimp has an impressive set of arms. And testicles.

 

[tobiaswins]

I will copy and paste my post from another thread:

Chimps are not 5 times, or 10 times or even 15 times stronger than humans, that is a known debunked myth, it spawned from a fake zoo story in the 20th century.

Secondly Chimps may look tough when they beat up old ladies like that one known story, but they've never been in a position where they tried to attack an MMA fighter. There is a video where a chimp goes on a rampage on a terrified, fleeing park ranger and it barely was able to pull the guy down. In fact the chimp looked weak as fuck and I would see an MMA fighter tear that ape a new one.

Essentially the only thing dangerous about chimps are it's teeth.


Here's the video. Does this look like an animal that's a jizzilion times stronger than humans? Does anybody have real, scientific studies showing this strength discrepancy? Not the BS story about a female chimp pulling 1000000lbs with one finger please.

I have no idea how accurate those studies are but I do know chimps will absolutely $&#% you up. Just google chimp attack victims, but be warned it’s pretty horrifying.