Lets make funny jokes about fighters

[Low Test With da Best]

What's an Irish fighter's favorite soap?
Olay, olay olay olay!!!
Sorry.

Lol!

Woulda gotten more likes if not for the apology.

Sorry.

 

[Low Test With da Best]

Why is Francis Ngannou a crossword puzzle fighter? You enter the octagon vertical and leave horizontal!

If "FrancisNgannou" was a crossword puzzle answer, it would take up 42 squares.

 

[Low Test With da Best]

Did you see the news report about someone pickpocketing Henry Cejudo?

I didn't know anyone could stoop so low.

Lol, charmingly offensive.

 

[tat2man5k]

Lol!

Woulda gotten more likes if not for the apology.

Sorry.

I only said sorry because of how awful it is!

 

[Low Test With da Best]

I only said sorry because of how awful it is!

Well sorry then, G's us

 

[Ether13]

Brandon Schaub once got a haircut from a guy named Jamal, but get this, he was ASIAN AS FUCK!

 

[true_fan]

Sherbro who is a Conor dickrider bet all his savings on Conor beating Floyd!
Conor’s dickrider calls out Khabib on his Instagram, Khabib tells him text me location, dickrider deletes his account and piss his pants.
Francis Ngannou had to go to the Ford car show to display his Fords
Dana White’s wife thought his head is his arse while sleeping drunk
Mike Ferry almost killed himself working the weights...wait true story

 

[tat2man5k]

Well sorry then, G's us

Sorry!

 

[-Nada-]

Bj Penn comes to a bar...

 

[Paynebringer]

Guy 1 - Excuse me, I heard there's an MMA gym around here.
Olaf - There is.
Guy 1 - Can you point me in that direction?
Olaf -

Is it just me or does anyone else become slightly dizzy looking at this guy..?

 

[Scurvydawg]

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

Why did Chris Weidman cross the road?
He can't remember

Why did Chris Weidman cross the road?
To get to the other Weight Class!

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

I gotta be honest, I got nothin' for this thread.

Boy, that was Funny!

 

[Shabutie]

jones never failed any tests

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

What did the Irishman say to the Daegastani?

"It's only business."


I need to work on my material.

Material?!?

 

[sonhow]

Bisping is Jones kryptonite with his glass eye

"Bisping is Jones kryptonite with his glass eye, Joe"

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

Is Jon Jones an "Evil Man?

Naa man.. You have it all mixed up!

What happened was that Jon Jones was Bitten by a Radioactive Roids Isotope, It gave him sTrAnGe Powers like "Avoiding Jail Time" " "Super Goat Considerations", "Hypno-Scum Vision", that bamboozles the others, like the UFC.
And the StRaNgE"s one yet... "ScumBag Radar", that enables him to "Zero" in on Hapless Villains like Pregnant Women, with his souped up "Punk-Mobile"!!! Evil Doers Beware,...ScumBag Jones is on the job!!!!!

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

What's with all the negativity about Jon Jones? At least Jon stays POSITIVE!!!

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

Jon Jones: "Hey steroids,... are u still here?" Steroids: "I'm still here".

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

News Alert:

They found traces of Jon Jones in Turanibol?!!