Lets make funny jokes about fighters

[Kwinkle Kwink]

To hell with Joe Rogan, for forcing Brendan Schaub's "comedy" upon humanity!!

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

Waiter at the steak house....

Waiter: Would you like salt and pepper on your steak sir?.

Jon Jones : Oh,...just a Pictogram of salt will do.?

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

Jon Jones, Praying to God:

"Please God, use me to do your bidding of beating up clean fighters"!

 

[chuckleknuckle]

What goes in and out every time the doorbell rings at 6am?

Jon Jones' asshole.

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

What do you say when a Female MMA Fighter get's a Boob Job?

At least she is keeping A Breast of the situation!

It brings back Mammaries!!

..... Uh...I'll show myself out!!!
<{ByeHomer}>

 

[barackO]

Why did Matt Hughes cross the railway crossing?

He didn't.

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

Cormier is a "Colored", Colour Commentator that may get Collared by Jones, with the properly Colorable Pictogram!

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

I thought those Darn Pictograms are supposed to stay in Jon Jones system, until Jon Jones Bones, are Unearthed by Alien Archaeologist, 5000 years in the future!?!

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

Cristiane Justino's Boyfriend takes her to visit a FreakShow at a Circus.

The circus owner pulls him over to the side and says "Hay buddy, can you take your friend outside, he's distracting the crowd!!"

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

Tee Shirt For DJ:

"THEY PAID ME BIG BUCKS TO CLOSE THE DIVISION DOWN, AND ALL I GOT WAS TKOOeeeddd!."!!

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

Jones, The Pictogram Kid!!​

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

I'm married to a female Magician that likes MMA, but the only trick she could do, is make my money Disappear.!!!

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

My Comments about Paul Felder, after his Lung collapsed during a Fight….

"Paul Felder, Yeah his Toughness took my Breath away! "

"He's a Breath of fresh air! "

"It takes Gut to do what he did…In this case,.. Lungs! "

"I was screaming at the top of my lungs!"


Uh...I'll show myself out.....Again!!!
<{ByeHomer}>

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

"TJ" stands for "The Juicer" Dillashaw.

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

After all of his Legal Problems,
Connor's probably regretting wishing on that Monkey's Paw!!

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

Glover Texiera and John Lineker both have the same nickname "Hands of stone."

They should fight each other for an (INT) "Interim Nickname Title".

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

It's a shame that Cummins can't fight in a top hat. It would match his mustache.

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

R I P Luke Thomas..He was a Good Journalist, Not a Great Journalist..

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

A few Names for fighters with Bad loses...

Ben Askicked, Luke Out-Cold, and Holly Nobody-Home.

 

[sampuncher]

Bisping is Jones kryptonite with his glass eye

Love this.