Lets make funny jokes about fighters

[Kwinkle Kwink]

Aspen Ladd looks like the Grown Up version of Arya Stark!

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

After her fight loss, Aspen Ladd can always go back to doing "voice over" work for "The Smurfs"!

 

[Psychedelic]

- Paolo Costa : Wanna hear a joke ?
- Conor McGregor : I'll take a shot of Proper Irish Whiskey and listen to yer joke !
- Paolo Costa: Consensual Sex
- Conor McGregor : I don't get it
- Paolo Costa:

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

I asked Henry Cejudo to lend me 10 dollars yesterday.

He said "Sorry, I'm a little short"

Yep, That seems to be the Size of it!

 

[leatherf4ce]

Olaf kinda looks like Lionel Messi after a bad car crash.

That hurts

 

[leatherf4ce]

Why did Matt Hughes cross the railway crossing?

He didn't.

- Paolo Costa : Wanna hear a joke ?
- Conor McGregor : I'll take a shot of Proper Irish Whiskey and listen to yer joke !
- Paolo Costa: Consensual Sex
- Conor McGregor : I don't get it
- Paolo Costa:

 

[RawkyMarciano]

What do you say when a Female MMA Fighter get's a Boob Job?

At least she is keeping A Breast of the situation!

It brings back Mammaries!!

..... Uh...I'll show myself out!!!
<{ByeHomer}>

Terrible joke. Not even funny.. Gtfoh.

 

[caliboi74lv]

Nam Phan was great in Rush Hour and the Tuxedo.

Nam Phan is 100% correct in picking which fighter will win.

 

[knock_you_out]

Why does Adesanya prefer showers to baths?

Because he likes to bend over to pick up the bar of soap he dropped.

 

[Aluminati]

Jose Aldo is the type of guy to get so angry in the cage that he gets KOd by an illegal knee to a grounded fighter by Big John McCarthy.

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

Terrible joke. Not even funny.. Gtfoh.

Where's YOUR joke fool?
Or are YOU the joke?

 

[RawkyMarciano]

Where's YOUR joke fool?
Or are YOU the joke?

Son. You a joke.

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

Son. You a joke.

Is that a question or a statement?
Learn how to write before you open your idiot mouth!
I will take you out of My misery by blocking you, in that way you won't have to bare my joke(s)!
I pronounce you BLOCKED!!

 

[Intellidamus]

A boy’s parents are getting a divorce. Judge asks the boy which parent he wants to live with?
Boy answers, “Neither”
Judge asks the boy why and he says,”because they beat me”.
Judge then asks who he would like to stay with?
The boy answers,”Anderson Silva”.
The judge asks why and the boy answers,”Because Anderson Silva doesn’t beat anyone.”

 

[Swoliosis]

How mean is Keith jardine

 

[RawkyMarciano]

Is that a question or a statement?
Learn how to write before you open your idiot mouth!
I will take you out of My misery by blocking you, in that way you won't have to bare my joke(s)!
I pronounce you BLOCKED!!

You a joke, son.

 

[gspfedkobe24]

Yarear will make it out alive tomm night...

 

[Fist As A Verb]

Came back to thread, I have a great joke.

Me: WMMA

I'll see myself out.