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Jack Burton would destroy all of them cans at the same time. Let's at least be a little realistic about this...Pretty sure Kurt has no Martin Riggs, William Wallace, or Max Rockatansky.
Jack Burton would destroy all of them cans at the same time. Let's at least be a little realistic about this...Pretty sure Kurt has no Martin Riggs, William Wallace, or Max Rockatansky.
Jack Burton would destroy all of them cans at the same time. Let's at least be a little realistic about this...
Dude, lightning can't even kill Jack Burton but you think some karate triangle choke is gonna work?Nah, Martin Riggs might legitimately be the biggest badass in cinema history.
Dude, lightning can't even kill Jack Burton but you think some karate triangle choke is gonna work?
Clearly a made up story because American soldiers were never in Laos. Also, lightning way more dangerous than bullets iirc.Riggs once did a guy in Laos from 1,000 yards out in high wind. Only 8-10 people in the world could make that shot. Jack Burton is not one of those people.
Clearly a made up story because American soldiers were never in Laos. Also, lightning way more dangerous than bullets iirc.
But they were no match for Jack Burton eitherPretty sure Kurt has no Martin Riggs, William Wallace, or Max Rockatansky.
This!Kurt and it’s not close. Mostly due to Carpenter's collaborations