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Holy shit. That’s so amazingly bad it’s not even funnyBox office update:
Kraven earned only an embarrassing $3.1 million for a 72% second weekend drop. The movie has grossed $17 million in the US and $42 million worldwide.
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Holy shit. That’s so amazingly bad it’s not even funny
They can afford to but why do it? Aren't they talking in meetings? Hey these movies we're making are kinda shit, eh?
Well, wait, correction, that only appears to be half the answer.I suppose they figure if one sticks to the wall it will be worth it.
Kraven bombed at the box office with a paltry $11 million domestic haul from 3,211 theatres during launch weekend. That figure was enough to set an unwanted record: the worst ever opening for a Sony Spider-Man Universe movie...In an interview with the LA Times, outgoing Sony Pictures CEO Tony Vinciquerra described Kraven the Hunter as “probably the worst launch we had in the seven-and-a-half years” since he took the job, before going on to express his surprise at the film’s disappointing box office haul: “so that didn’t work out very well, which I still don’t understand, because the film is not a bad film.”
“Madame Web underperformed in the theaters because the press just crucified it,” Vinciquerra claimed. “It was not a bad film, and it did great on Netflix. For some reason, the press decided that they didn’t want us making these films out of Kraven and Madame Web, and the critics just destroyed them. They also did it with Venom, but the audience loved Venom and made Venom a massive hit. These are not terrible films. They were just destroyed by the critics in the press, for some reason.”
Facepalm.Well, wait, correction, that only appears to be half the answer.
The other half appears to be sanitorium-level delusion at the top:
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This actually sounds not bad!See not only is this movie bad because it stunk
But they had the rights to Kraven and the Venom movie basically had no real villain. I mean… Venom had those giant dog things. They sucked.
Give Kraven an Australian accent and say he’s only ethnically Russian. Maybe have a Russian grand dad.
Then have him hunt Venom! Ffs! Have him hunting him around shooting him and battling him with gadgets.
“Crikey! This one’s a big one! He’s not responding to the tranquilizer, maybe something bigger!”
Instead of making 2 flops they could have made 1 decent movie
Watched it on streaming.
Jesus it was fucking terrible. I generally like Aaron Taylor Johnson but he was so horrendously miscast in this.
Zero menace from him as Kraven. The comparison between his performance and the menace and actual fear that the PS5 Spidey game voice actor conveys is just night and day.
Movie was just boring as hell too. Story was garbage and it barely kept any semblance of attention from me.
Rhino looked horrendous, the CGI was atrocious
Well, wait, correction, that only appears to be half the answer.
The other half appears to be sanitorium-level delusion at the top:
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It barely held my attention. Like barely.Shit, I see its streaming too. Its that bad?
This actually sounds not bad!