International Kenyan police use killdozer to storm the base of Haitian gang leader General Barbeque

[SuperLuigi]

So for anyone who doesnt know, Haitian society collapsed a few years ago after the president was assassinated and armed gangs became more powerful than the police and the government. With all central authority lost the gangs fought among themselves and General Barbeque has emerged as the most powerful gang lord. His gang is known for using many child soldiers and controls about 80% of Port-au-Prince, the capital of Haiti.

To combat this the UN has sent a 1000 man Kenyan police force to defeat the gangs and restore order. General Barbeque warned that any such international force would be treated as foreign invaders.

After more than a year of fighting the Kenyans came up with a new tactic - they have recreated the Killdozer but enhanced it by adding a flamethrower. Armed with their new death machine they turned the tide on the gangs and stormed the compound of General Barbeque. After a brutal battle the Kenyans were able to capture the compound, but Barbeque was not to be defeated so easily and escaped in his helicopter as his inner stronghold was being breached by the killdozer.

 

[Natural Order]

Butt Naked > Barbeque

 

[Osculater]

They should have used a battering ram tank

 

[PaddyO'malley]

Great #Victory by our African Brothers! Strong Nation of Kenya they was on their way to become next US state for their strength of effort and showing of #AmericanGumption ! In meantime I was suggesting that resilient People's of Haiti was speak with Local Gang Leader about support for #GlobalUnification under Immortal Champion #DonaldTrump . Today it may be was dim times, but the futures will shine brightly with progress and prosperity!

#ProsperityToTheSky2025 #SupportUnification #Kenyamerica #Koreamerica #Australiamerica #Area51 #YesWeCanada #UKanDoIt #NewHaiti

 

[Cuauhtemoc]

The UN is a joke, they send 1000 badly equipped guys to fix Haiti, lol.

 

[Lord_Impaler]

The power of the UN summed up lol.

 

[Koro_11]

No one told these guys that there’s this great new invention called a tank?

 

[Ruprecht]

I guess Israel doesn't export their Killdozers?

 

[Belaya Smert]

No one told these guys that there’s this great new invention called a tank?

Less A-team vibes

I don’t like it

 

[Sasha]

Butt Naked > Barbeque

Gotta admit, those crackhead warlords are talented nickname crafters , some in the UFC should go and train with them.

But seriously, it seems that life hasn’t been that great there, since independence from France. Admittedly, it was probably not that great before either, with slavery and other such annoyances. Some places look gorgeous there though, but life with lord BBQ must be a bit stressful.

 

[Ballsaque]

That headline was metal as fuck

 

[Bballfan123]

Gotta admit, those crackhead warlords are talented nickname crafters , some in the UFC should go and train with them.

Two tribesmen have better nicknames than the entire 2024 roster combined

We used to be a society, now all we have is portmanteaus

 

[NoSmilez]

If FPS game developers are smart then they need to release a killdozer DLC.

 

[ferrisjso]

Floridians caused this. Fuck Florida.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

After more than a year of fighting the Kenyans came up with a new tactic - they have recreated the Killdozer but enhanced it by adding a flamethrower. Armed with their new death machine they turned the tide on the gangs and stormed the compound of General Barbeque. After a brutal battle the Kenyans were able to capture the compound, but Barbeque was not to be defeated so easily and escaped in his helicopter as his inner stronghold was being breached by the killdozer.

sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.

 

[Rob Battisti]

sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.

Hell yes

 

[Romulas]

The Hatian government sold off the country to globalists and former law enforcement took over the capital.

This is an interview with Barbeque (a former police officer who was tired of gov corruption) if you want to hear both sides of the story.

 

[SuperLuigi]

Gotta admit, those crackhead warlords are talented nickname crafters , some in the UFC should go and train with them.

But seriously, it seems that life hasn’t been that great there, since independence from France. Admittedly, it was probably not that great before either, with slavery and other such annoyances. Some places look gorgeous there though, but life with lord BBQ must be a bit stressful.

Speaking of which, even Macron seems to be taking the stormfront view on this one: https://www.lemonde.fr/en/opinion/a...rstood-as-more-than-insulting_6734192_23.html

 

[jk7707]

Thread title of the year.

 

[Sasha]

Speaking of which, even Macron seems to be taking the stormfront view on this one: https://www.lemonde.fr/en/opinion/a...rstood-as-more-than-insulting_6734192_23.html

Haha yeah. People's opinion on him is worse than ever, especially with the latest political events. Anyway he can't be elected again, and I think something really broke in his head during those last months.
I mean, many people hated him with a passion from day 1, as is mostly the case with every leader, but there was still a near-consensus that he was nevertheless extremely gifted intellectually, and on another level when it comes to debating.
But lately, it seems that hubris and his emotions completely took over, maybe fatigue too, I don't know, but clearly people aren't talking about his intelligence anymore lol. His approval rate dropped to 23%, and the 25% of September were already the lowest in his 7 years as the president.
...And the next elections are in 2027.