Keanu Reeves Wife ....

[Ezekiel 25:17]

The fuck!?

Sorry, just used to seeing celebrity dudes with super attractive significant others. Even the slobby looking ones.

This kinda caught me a bit off guard I guess.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

She's actually 9 years younger than Keanu. Keanu is an immortal confirmed

Both Hugh Jackman and Pierce Brosnan are better looking than their wives. To be fair, Hugh Jackman's wife married him when he was a struggling actor and she was already a star in Australia, and Pierce Brosnan's wife was a stunner when she was younger

Spoiler: Brosnan's wife younger

 

[Lights Out 101]

He’s free to love who he wants. Leave the poor man alone.

 

[smooth assassin]

I got nothing bad to say about him
Is he happy? Yes, than God bless him

 

[TsuFred]

I'm not trying to be mean, but her appearance scares me.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

She's actually 9 years younger than Keanu. Keanu is an immortal confirmed

Wait...what!? She's 9 years younger, dear lord. I wonder what would happen if they had kids. Bad genes vs good....does it balance off or would 1 be attractive and the other a dud? Interesting experiment.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I got nothing bad to say about him
Is he happy? Yes, than God bless him

Wait...what God!?

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

Hot chicks are attracted to ugly guys and vice-versa.

Handsome dudes are attracted to below average chicks and vice-versa.

 

[smooth assassin]

Wait...what God!?

What do you mean “what God?” If you don’t believe in God that’s your business, it was an expression, I don’t need your blasphemy thrown in my face

 

[Simple Southerner]

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

What do you mean “what God?” If you don’t believe in God that’s your business, it was an expression, I don’t need your blasphemy thrown in my face

Take it easy Mr. Flanders, it was a joke.

 

[smooth assassin]

Take it easy Mr. Flanders, it was a joke.

I laughed at “mr Flanders”
I guess I been in the war room too long

 

[MarloStanfield]

theres no excuse for that shit, also Hugh is gay or so i reckon

 

[KnightTemplar]

Let 'em Bang, bro.

Keaunu has been through some bad shit in his life, and still remains the nicest guy in Hollywood(even if that is a low bar to pass). If he's found a woman who makes him happy, that's Most Excellent, and I sincerely wish them both the best. Fuck the haters.

 

[Bennigans Again]

Still would. All involved.

 

[Anaconda99]

Wait...what God!?

Ask Ezekiel.

 

[deadshot138]

Shes 47 looking 67. Women age like milk.

 

[TheNinja]

I'm more concerned about that thin scruffy mess he calls a beard!! For crying out loud man, you are like 55 years old and can't grow a proper beard!

 

[Starck]

Reeves' wife looks 47 going on 70.

 

[Simple Southerner]

I can't believe she's 47 like wtf that hag looks 70 lol smh