Elections Kari Lake pulling ahead

Idrankyourbeer has a hard on...

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CYA...they definitely won't ever find anything "intentional." It will be a flaw with the software or printer hardware or some other BS now that Hobbs in in office. So stupid.
 

CYA...they definitely won't ever find anything "intentional." It will be a flaw with the software or printer hardware or some other BS now that Hobbs in in office. So stupid.



THIS IS IT!!!!!!

no pickles on my nothingburger. thanks.
 
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CYA...they definitely won't ever find anything "intentional." It will be a flaw with the software or printer hardware or some other BS now that Hobbs in in office. So stupid.



and who could ever forget about Clint Hickman? the dude who stole the 2020 election by feeding trump ballots to his chickens and then setting the chickens on fire!



clint hickmans chickens probably stolen the election from kari lake and the rest of the super duper ultra maga gutter trash arizona candidates that lost their elections as well. even though there was a few republican house members in arizona who had their names on the same ballots and won their elections, none of them had any concerns over their own elections. i guess clint hickmans chickens forgot to steal those elections too!

they need to launch an investigation into clint hickmans chickens. they should start by shoving their heads up a bunch of chickens asses just to find the fraud and own the libs.

and is there ever a wackadoodle conspiracy theory that these muppets won't end up dragging the name Bill Gates into somehow?

hey maybe after this investigation doesnt find evidence of the easter bunny or the elusive election fraud fairy, they should bring back them Cyber Ninja's so they can take some more of your money, find some more legal votes for the democrat candidate, and ride off into the sunset, just like they did back in 2020.

don't you worry my friend, it's still real to me too dammit! the crackhead pillow salesman is on it. he's going over all of the damning evidence of widespread election fraud that the rest of the world is not allowed to see, and they are going to bring it to court and prove it any day now. just not today.
 
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CYA...they definitely won't ever find anything "intentional." It will be a flaw with the software or printer hardware or some other BS now that Hobbs in in office. So stupid.


So, basically you won't accept a republican losing in any scenario anymore, everything is conspiracy and no amount of investigations will convince you otherwise?
 
and who could ever forget about Clint Hickman? the dude who stole the 2020 election by feeding trump ballots to his chickens and then setting the chickens on fire!



clint hickmans chickens probably stolen the election from kari lake and the rest of the super duper ultra maga gutter trash arizona candidates that lost their elections as well. even though there was a few republican house members in arizona who had their names on the same ballots and won their elections, none of them had any concerns over their own elections. i guess clint hickmans chickens forgot to steal those elections too!

they need to launch an investigation into clint hickmans chickens. they should start by shoving their heads up a bunch of chickens asses just to find the fraud and own the libs.

and is there ever a wackadoodle conspiracy theory that these muppets won't end up dragging the name Bill Gates into somehow?

hey maybe after this investigation doesnt find evidence of the easter bunny or the elusive election fraud fairy, they should bring back them Cyber Ninja's so they can take some more of your money, find some more legal votes for the democrat candidate, and ride off into the sunset, just like they did back in 2020.

don't you worry my friend, it's still real to me too dammit! the crackhead pillow salesman is on it. he's going over all of the damning evidence of widespread election fraud that the rest of the world is not allowed to see, and they are going to bring it to court and prove it any day now. just not today.

Dinesh’s new movie is called 2000 Chickens
Honestly these election denier Dum Dum’s
Should stay front and center because if you are not in some gerrymandered district it will cause you to lose elections. Moderates laugh at these idiots instead of voting for them.
 
So, basically you won't accept a republican losing in any scenario anymore, everything is conspiracy and no amount of investigations will convince you otherwise?

It reminds me of trying to explain rules to my 4 year old niece. We are getting there, but she still doesn't quite understand them and throws a tantrum anytime she doesn't get her way.
 


elon's buddy is rustled. what a bunch of crybaby bitches. suddenly these tater tots are all about the constitution again, despite the maga toddlers having no qualms at all about wanting to ignore the results of elections they lose, throw away democracy, and shit all over the constitution and install whoever they please into office just because a bunch of maga trash couldnt win their elections by votes.

the next time these maga cretins get mad about losing an election and want to shit on democracy and have an election thrown out, maybe they can find better people to do their bidding than just speakers for a crackhead pillow salesman, managers for the cyber ninjas, or some F-rated online pollster.

Wow, benny should be embarrassed.
 


she can look over all of her imaginary evidence of fraud that the rest of the world will never get to see all she wants, but perhaps she needs to quadruple check that part in the law about not being able to submit new evidence in an appeal.
 


she can look over all of her imaginary evidence of fraud that the rest of the world will never get to see all she wants, but perhaps she needs to quadruple check that part in the law about not being able to submit new evidence in an appeal.

She sounds very convincing.
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She sounds very convincing.
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"ive got so much new evidence of election fraud that nobody else will ever see. theres just so much evidence, mountains of it, and its all been coming in so fast that we can hardly keep up! we just gotta wait for the crackhead pillow salesman to finish going over all of it and then we are going to release the kraken and overturn the election."

i've been hearing this same story for the last 809 days. i expect this to be the same deal from kari lake and the rest of the super duper ultra maga trash every time that they lose their elections. any day now. just not today!
 
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I really hope she runs for Senate, because Ruben Gallego will totally wipe the floor with her
 
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