Movies JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM (Dragonlord's Review)

If you have seen JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM, how would you rate it?

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I dont get the love for the fire crotch bryce dallas haggard. Her face is really pretty but if you look at pics of her, that bitch is big. Like, really big. She seems to balloon up in weight. I saw her filming the beach scenes for this and thought they had a new whale dinosaur.
 
bish got FAT
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Zazen said:
How dare you think for yourself.
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Many people did not care for the previous film. This sequel looks even more stupid from the trailers, and it's getting poor reviews from people who liked the previous one, therefore it's perfectly normal to avoid seeing this based on likelihood that it would be a waste of money. Has nothing to do with people thinking for themselves or not.
KONG-D'SNT-TAP said:
When are they gonna add lasers to the dinosaurs.
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Right after they add feathers.
 
chickenluver said:
Many people did not care for the previous film. This sequel looks even more stupid from the trailers, and it's getting poor reviews from people who liked the previous one, therefore it's perfectly normal to avoid seeing this based on likelihood that it would be a waste of money. Has nothing to do with people thinking for themselves or not.

Right after they add feathers.
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Won't the feathers get set on fire from the laser beams
 
Ahh so this is what happened. Ive never seen a women get bigger than that from pregnancy. She must have had a really hard time losing it and keeping it off.
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Zazen said:
Burned out? Maybe Star Wars but we've still only had like what? 2 dinosaur movies since the late 90's/early 00's. Not really enough to get burned out. Maybe a few more and people will feel that way.
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I only expressed that "burned out" thing, due to a lot of people who posted prior to me saying that they were burned out.

My point of view is that "okay, I've been there & done that... & it ain't like it was when it first came out, but I still like watching the dinoz on screen."

& don't let those 2 dozen people talking sh*t about Star Wars sway you. We all know that everyone wants as much Star Wars as they can pump out. Anyone who disagrees is obviously still stuck in the matrix & in serious need of assistance.

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Myrddin Wild said:
I only expressed that "burned out" thing, due to a lot of people who posted prior to me saying that they were burned out.

My point of view is that "okay, I've been there & done that... & it ain't like it was when it first came out, but I still like watching the dinoz on screen."

& don't let those 2 dozen people talking sh*t about Star Wars sway you. We all know that everyone wants as much Star Wars as they can pump out. Anyone who disagrees is obviously still stuck in the matrix & in serious need of assistance.

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Just got back from seeing this with my 10 year old son. Obviously he loved it, but I thought it was the 2nd worst Jurassic (Park/World) movie they have done.
 
I saw it on Wednesday night at a free screening. Not great, but I still had fun.

Chris Pratt deserves his own action franchise.
 
DarkKnight81 said:
Taking my daughter, 5, and her two oldest cousins, 5 & 10, to this on Friday. Im excited and have zero expectations. I just want to get sick on popcorn.
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I would suggest not taking the 5 year olds. It will be very scary for them imo.
 
I really want to see Giganotosaurus in the next movie.
 
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