Movies JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM (Dragonlord's Review)

[Dragonlordxxxxx]

Is this you lowest rating for a "blockbuster" film?

Nah, the last two Transformers had that honor.

Dragonlord's Review of Transformers: Age of Extinction
Bottom Line: ...unbelievably makes you almost wish for the Shia LaBeouf good old days.
Rating: 3/10

Dragonlord's Review of Transformers: The Last Knight
Bottom Line: Incoherent, Illogical, convoluted and obnoxious, watch this only if you want to see Sir Anthony Hopkins high on crack.
Rating: 2/10

 

[Dragonlordxxxxx]

Is this projected to bomb?

Won't be as big as Jurassic World but it will still be pretty big at the box office. It is expected to open around $140 million at the US this weekend.

 

[Dragonlordxxxxx]

Disappointed to here this sucks. I only just finally watched Jurassic World last week with the wife and enjoyed it, regardless of how stupid it was.

I think those that enjoyed Jurassic World immensely will still enjoy Fallen Kingdom to a lesser degree.

 

[Dragonlordxxxxx]

My dad thought this movie was fantastic.

Conclusion: Drangonlordxxxxx is not my dad.

 

[Fraz]

Seen it last week, was ok. The plot was dumb and most of the comedy felt forced. Chris Pratt elevated it slightly and the women in it were hot. It isn't bad if you switch your brain off during it.

 

[ssBaldy]

worse than the previous, not nearly as bad as part 3. of the whole franchise I only like parts 1 and 4.

 

[Zazen]

Slightly better than the last movie. Villains a bit too cartoony is my biggest complaint. Probably my 2nd favorite after the original but still a huge drop in quality. The first is 10/10 and this will probably be 7.5 with jurassic world sitting at a 7. Indoraptor is cooler than Indonminus Rex. The two sequels to Jurassic Park are still much worse. If anyone says otherwise I'd expect it's the nostalgia blinders

 

[chrisdiaz]

Slightly better than the last movie. Villains a bit too cartoony is my biggest complaint. Probably my 2nd favorite after the original but still a huge drop in quality. The first is 10/10 and this will probably be 7.5 with jurassic world sitting at a 7. Indoraptor is cooler than Indonminus Rex. The two sequels to Jurassic Park are still much worse. If anyone says otherwise I'd expect it's the nostalgia blinders

I thought the lost world was pretty cool and had some great scenes. The little lift they built to hide high up was cool and the glass cracking scene was awesome and has been copied in many movies. It was a good movie.

 

[Zazen]

I thought the lost world was pretty cool and had some great scenes. The little lift they built to hide high up was cool and the glass cracking scene was awesome and has been copied in many movies. It was a good movie.

Yeah it has a lot of cool moments for sure but the bad moments in Lost Word really stuck out to me, especially that god awful gymnastics scene. Thank god nothing that bad has ever been in a jurassic park movie again.

Nothing is worse than 3 though, those parents made me hate that movie.

 

[minute bull]

The little lift they built to hide high up was cool

That's my favorite bit of exposition ever.

RICHARD SCHIFF: It's a high hide. A HIGH HIDE. You hide in it. HIGH.

 

[chrisdiaz]

Yeah it has a lot of cool moments for sure but the bad moments in Lost Word really stuck out to me, especially that god awful gymnastics scene. Thank god nothing that bad has ever been in a jurassic park movie again.

Nothing is worse than 3 though, those parents made me hate that movie.

I purposely just look over that scene, its kinda stupid. I thought it was funny how the new movie makes no mention of jeff goldblum having a kid. He wasnt really even in the movie.

 

[Zazen]

Don't know why, but this movie has been doing really well in Korea. Even better than Infinity War from what people have told me. People have talking about going to see it and asking me if I want to go with them. They were surprised when I told them the first movie was a piece of shit.

From my experience Americans pay way more attention to critics than any other country I've been to. When I was living in that part of the world nearly nobody would mention stuff like that to me, they just had fun with movies because it was a thing to do with their friends on a night out. In the states Rotten Tomatoes has so much influence over how people spend their money. Doesn't seem to be the case elsewhere

 

[Zazen]

As long as these f*ckers keep rocking big sales, they will keep churning them out. This one's all ready rocking tree fiddy on a 170 mill budget & hasn't even opened in the US yet! They've all ready got another one scheduled for 2021

I get why people are burned out on it, but if nothing else it's some nice high quality eye candy & some good mindless fun so I'll watch it. Not really rushing out to the theater or anything... & might even wait for DVD if it's not convenient for me to get to the theater... but I'll watch it.

Maybe we'll do a drunken movie night with @Clippy

Burned out? Maybe Star Wars but we've still only had like what? 2 dinosaur movies since the late 90's/early 00's. Not really enough to get burned out. Maybe a few more and people will feel that way.

 

[Amerikuracana]

Anything else would have been a shock.

 

[Islam Imamate]

I don't fucking care about your review.

I like Bryce Dallas Howard, I like Christ Pratt, and I love dinosaurs so there's no way I'm missing this movie.

 

[Zazen]

I don't fucking care about your review.

I like Bryce Dallas Howard, I like Christ Pratt, and I love dinosaurs so there's no way I'm missing this movie.

How dare you think for yourself.

 

[Islam Imamate]

How dare you think for yourself.

In all honesty the movie does look like shit just based off the trailers but its not every year we get a a big budget Dino film so I'll take what I can get. Also I do love BDH though her look in the first film is vastly superior to the one in this film.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

When are they gonna add lasers to the dinosaurs.

 

[Zazen]

In all honesty the movie does look like shit just based off the trailers but its not every year we get a a big budget Dino film so I'll take what I can get. Also I do love BDH though her look in the first film is vastly superior to the one in this film.

As long as you go in just expecting an entertaining blockbuster and nothing more I think you'll be fine. I've always loved dinosaurs growing up and the movie was worth it for me at least to see in imax one time. But then again I'm not a film critic, just a guy who likes to be entertained.

 

[VitorReem]

@Dragonlordxxxxx I just need to know if my boy Blue dies. If so, I’m not even going to bother.