Jones vs Rampage looked nothing like how I remembered it

All I remember is jones eye poking and kicking rampage in the knees
 
I hemember this:
1. Jones kicking Hampage's knees
2. Jones using his fingers to keep distance
3. Jones using low blows
4. Jones runnning like a bitch anytime Hampage tried to hit him
5. Jones hitting Hampage after the bell
6. 1-5 again.
 
Not sure if I have ever seen the full fight, or just hightlights.

But this was hilarious:
JonesRampage_faceoff.gif
 
Everyone replays the eye poke gif, so hard for me to forget how Jones won. However it was more than eyepokes. Jones had everything and the kitchen sink to keep Rampage at bay. During the time people didn't care about eyepokes as much as the oblique kicks were talked about why Rampage couldn't do anything. Rampage in his career wasn't good at closing distance and Jones exploited that.
 
I hemember this:
1. Jones kicking Hampage's knees
2. Jones using his fingers to keep distance
3. Jones using low blows
4. Jones runnning like a bitch anytime Hampage tried to hit him
5. Jones hitting Hampage after the bell
6. 1-5 again.
so your telling us rampage won
because obviously hes the agressor
is this fight a UD for rampage?
 
It's amazing how bad he made him look. Rampage was a beast
Beasts have eyes to be poked as well. Hard to land on someone when you are a plodding heavy hitter and the other guy has so much reach on you and keeps poking you fucking face while not engaging.
 
Not sure if I have ever seen the full fight, or just hightlights.

But this was hilarious:
JonesRampage_faceoff.gif

I know, jones just rolling his eyes at Rampage's childish antics made his one-sided victory even better.
 
Beasts have eyes to be poked as well. Hard to land on someone when you are a plodding heavy hitter and the other guy has so much reach on you and keeps poking you fucking face while not engaging.

Jones cheats by not standing in front of heavy hitters. Real scumbag stuff, total psychopath.
 
Not sure if I have ever seen the full fight, or just hightlights.

But this was hilarious:
JonesRampage_faceoff.gif
I forgot about that LOL! Funny as hell! Anyway, all I remember from the actual fight was a ton of eye pokes and kicks to the knees, all from Jones. I was confused because before this fight, I had never imagined that someone would eye poke as a strategy.
 
All I remember is Pico Jones trying to stab Rampage in the eyes everytime he tried to advance.
 
I don't remember it that way but it has been so long and I have no desire to rewatch it again. Certainly Rampage missed strikes because we the viewers knew that was his only chance. and wanted to outcome if he landed some.
 
I remember this most of all.



And the ref just allowing it... even when Rampage lets the ref know what is happening.

Even with Rampage's head movement, the fingertips are constantly tracking his eyes like heat-seeking missiles haha.
 
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The fight was Rampage trying to box, Jones being evasive and chopping at Rampage's leg till he was immobile, then Jon moving in for the kill.
I hemember this:
1. Jones kicking Hampage's knees
2. Jones using his fingers to keep distance
3. Jones using low blows
4. Jones runnning like a bitch anytime Hampage tried to hit him
5. Jones hitting Hampage after the bell
6. 1-5 again.
This is the correct summary.

The fight was Rampage trying to box, Jones being evasive and chopping at Rampage's leg and doing cheap shit till he was immobile. I also remember Rampage having zero ground game and Jones having superior wrestling, but I'd have to rewatch to see how significant that was.

Rampage was just too one-dimensional for the Jones era.
 
I remember this most of all.



And the ref just allowing it... even when Rampage lets the ref know what is happening.

Yeah, this is what I mostly remember. Rampage couldn't get into range cause Jones was constantly tracking his eyes with his finger tips and closing distance was risking getting poked in the eyes.
 
Jones has a crazy wingspan and is 5 inches taller than these 6 foot short armed guys. Rampage, shogun, machida, Rashad couldn’t land jackshit and reasonably so.
 
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Jones cheats by not standing in front of heavy hitters. Real scumbag stuff, total psychopath.
Using your fingertips to track people's eyes so they can't close distance on you without getting fingers in their eyes is a scumbag move.
 
Jones is 5 inches taller than these 6 foot short armed guys. Rampage, shogun, machida, Rashad couldn’t land jackshit and reasonably so.
He also poked every one of them in the eyes and extended and tracked their eyes with his fingers so that they had to try and dodge eye pokes while closing distance. He did the same to Glover as well.
 
Just search "eye poke cheating" - First Result is . . .

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Rampage had the same length of his arms as his height., really short arms

Even Mike Tyson had longer arms then height
 
All I remember is jones eye poking and kicking rampage in the knees
Then you remember something that didn't happen, because there were no eye pokes in the fight unless you count hellbows-to-sockets. Jones did come within a few inches a couple of times with fingers extended, but Rampage actually spent more time in the fight with the lead arm out and fingers extended - he was aggressively blocking from that position for the first six or seven minutes of the fight.
 
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