Joker 2 convinced me that we are living in a simulation

[Intermission]

I had a romance with someone exactly the way portrayed in the movie and we broke up before we got to see the film together. I think someone is playing a prank with this simulation game on me...

The female character does a thing with smoking into his mouth, which she liked

She has the same eyes/nose as Gaga.

Shes troubled/messy

She idolized me and then fucked me over when I thought it was us,....


I don't believe this universe is real anymore. No way. This is all a fucking game and Im just somebodies SIM toy

 

[I Am Legion]

I think whoever wrote Joker 2 was in a simulation. A shitty one.

 

[Berserker13]

Live laugh love

lol

 

[Intermission]

I think whoever wrote Joker 2 was in a simulation. A shitty one.

The Joker is me montage was cool though. Its like the director intentionally punishes the fans by throwing out some candy and then gets back to the boring documentary in a fucking trial.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

I had a romance with someone exactly the way portrayed in the movie and we broke up before we got to see the film together. I think someone is playing a prank with this simulation game on me...

The female character does a thing with smoking into his mouth, which she liked

She has the same eyes as Gaga.

Shes troubled/messy

She adored me and then fucked me over when I thought it was us,....


I don't believe this universe is real anymore. No way. This is all a fucking game and Im just somebodies SIM toy

Did you get shanked as well like in the movie?

 

[method115]

I had a romance with someone exactly the way portrayed in the movie and we broke up before we got to see the film together. I think someone is playing a prank with this simulation game on me...

The female character does a thing with smoking into his mouth, which she liked

She has the same eyes as Gaga.

Shes troubled/messy

She adored me and then fucked me over when I thought it was us,....


I don't believe this universe is real anymore. No way. This is all a fucking game and Im just somebodies SIM toy

You pretty much just described every single psycho I've dated. They always make you feel like it's "just us". They are always troubled/messy. They always adore you at first until they get bored. What I ended up learning is they have like a 2 week - 1 month shelf life. After that you have to bail on them or things will start to go wrong very quickly.

 

[Intermission]

Did you get shanked as well like in the movie?

No but Dude thats not all. First woman I hook up with in Tinder insinuates the she knows who I am. "Are you both idolized and hated by someone?"


"Have you figured out who I am?"

I don't know who she is but my guess is a friend of hers or a psychic wack job,

 

[Loiosh]

I think whoever wrote Joker 2 was in a simulation. A shitty one.

He was "subverting expectations" by giving fans the finger and not giving us a Joker story. He can fuck right off.

 

[Intermission]

You pretty much just described every single psycho I've dated. They always make you feel like it's "just us". They are always troubled/messy. They always adore you at first until they get bored. What I ended up learning is they have like a 2 week - 1 month shelf life. After that you have to bail on them or things will start to go wrong very quickly.

Did anyone of them ever contact you again? I had a nightmare about her and it wasn't good. She lost it in the dream and went berserk and left work. When I contacted the place she works at the response from the boss (who liked me) wasn't good. It was very short and goodbye. Don't come see us type of vibe ... Hmm.

 

[650lb Sumo]

 

[traditionally_irreverent]

You bought a ticket to that shit show?

 

[Intermission]

You bought a ticket to that shit show?

No I did not. Fill in the blanks.

Gaga was terrific but the rest of the movie was a quasi documentary. It was insane.

 

[method115]

Did anyone of them ever contact you again? I had a nightmare about her and it wasn't good. She lost it in the dream and went berserk and left work. When I contacted the place she works at the response from the boss (who liked me) wasn't good. It was very short and goodbye. Don't come see us type of vibe ... Hmm.

haha they always reach out again. The worst one, said she was pregnant and took a test proving that she was. Then called me one night and said she lost it at the hospital and wanted to stop talking to me like a week later. Then calls me like 2 months later and guess what her new story is? She never lost the baby and lied to me and she's still pregnant with my child.

I lost my shit and told her ok, lets go get an abortion. She tried to tell me I don't have the money for that when she would have no clue how much I make. She thought because I drove an old car and lived in the hood I was poor or something but I'm just comfortable in that area and I'm cheap as hell. She refused to get it done and was being weird about getting it done. Then I hung up on her, contacted her husband who I knew she was back with again. Told him why is your wife telling me she is pregnant with my child. He just responded I dont know. I know he freaked out on her cause she called me freaking out and begging me to message him that I was just being jealous and basically anything to help her get out of the drama she was creating.

 

[Intermission]

haha they always reach out again. The worst one, said she was pregnant and took a test proving that she was. Then called me one night and said she lost it at the hospital and wanted to stop talking to me like a week later. Then calls me like 2 months later and guess what her new story is? She never lost the baby and lied to me and she's still pregnant with my child.

I lost my shit and told her ok, lets go get an abortion. She tried to tell me I don't have the money for that when she would have no clue how much I make. She thought because I drove an old car and lived in the hood I was poor or something but I'm just comfortable in that area and I'm cheap as hell. She refused to get it done and was being weird about getting it done. Then I hung up on her, contacted her husband who I knew she was back with again. Told him why is your wife telling me she is pregnant with my child. He just responded I dont know. I know he freaked out on her cause she called me freaking out and begging me to message him that I was just being jealous and basically anything to help her get out of the drama she was creating.

Why go through all this. What is her motivation? Did you guys have insane chemistry?

 

[Intermission]

haha they always reach out again. .

She said when I walked out: good luck in life.(Ring a bell?) But that could also mean because she will be in it lol...

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Damn, there's a lot of dear diary posts in the Mayberry that are sad and pathetic; this one offers an extra helping of both

 

[NoSmilez]

It is ok bro. I broke up with a girl and I gave her the batman to cat woman speech about how we will see each other with different people in the future and I wouldn't say anything to her but would be happy for her. I saw the movie a few months later and I was laughing my ass off in the theater.

Edit: It wasn't batman to catwoman. It was Alfred talking about batman. Anyways the gist is still the same. It's just been a long time since I watched the movie.

 

[Osculater]

Live laugh love cry Die

 

[Osculater]

Did you get shanked as well like in the movie?

Yeah, in his butt

 

[Osculater]

He was "subverting expectations" by giving fans the finger and not giving us a Joker story. He can fuck right off.

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