Joke thread

[Deaths Head]

 

[TheChance]

A englishman, a fenchman, a spaniard, and a german are watching a juggler perform. The juggler, concerned they cannot see him well jumps up on a crate and askes "can you all se me?". They reply:

"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"

 

[Swamps]

Whats the difference between a small boy and a bag of cocaine?

-Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

 

[wwkirk]

I'm ashamed of how long it took me.Escargot

 

[Deaths Head]

I'm ashamed of how long it took me.Escargot

Honestly didn’t get it until a week ago and I’ve watched it since it came out though I was a kid and laughed at it anyway . I laughed all day bc of it and everyone in the house said it was the worst joke they ever heard. Lol

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Is his name Christopher? Maybe we can substitute him in the joke

Unfortunately it is not.

 

[Tone C]

Unfortunately it is not.

Ask him if he wants to change it by deed poll ?

 

[MacGregor]

Original link removed from yt.

 

[wwkirk]

Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger are talking about making a new film together.

Sly: “I wanna show the world that we’re more than just action movie stars. I wanna make a movie about classical composers. What do you think?”
Bruce: “I'll be Beethoven."
Sly: “You would be great. And I’ll be Tchaikovsky. What about you Arnie?”
Arnold says, "Don't make me say it, boys."