Joke thread

[Deaths Head]

 

[TheChance]

A englishman, a fenchman, a spaniard, and a german are watching a juggler perform. The juggler, concerned they cannot see him well jumps up on a crate and askes "can you all se me?". They reply:

"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"

 

[Swamps]

Whats the difference between a small boy and a bag of cocaine?

-Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

 

[wwkirk]

I'm ashamed of how long it took me.Escargot

 

[Deaths Head]

I'm ashamed of how long it took me.Escargot

Honestly didn’t get it until a week ago and I’ve watched it since it came out though I was a kid and laughed at it anyway . I laughed all day bc of it and everyone in the house said it was the worst joke they ever heard. Lol

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Is his name Christopher? Maybe we can substitute him in the joke

Unfortunately it is not.

 

[Tone C]

Unfortunately it is not.

Ask him if he wants to change it by deed poll ?

 

[HUGHPHUG]

I call my wife love because she's lovely
I call her beaut because she's beautiful
I call her gorg because of the size of her fanny