Joe Rogan height megathread

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Attention all Admins/Mods:

Can we pleeeeease have a Joe Rogan height megathread or subforum altogether?

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

A once in a lifetime height. Maybe once ever.

 

[Shogun515]

I'm 5'6'' and met Joe at an airport and he was at least 4 inches shorter than me

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

Funny ass video. Thanks for sharing. lol

 

[cheesus]

I'd say he's 5'7" maybe 5'6" he's definitely not 5'8". DC is 5'10" absolute tops, he may even be 5'9" himself.

 

[Ridgeback]

Can you fucking imagine having to lie and tell people you are 5'8" to NOT sound like a manlet??!!

lmfao

 

[ReligiousDiscipline]

He is certainly not as tall as 9'4" Daniel Safarian.

 

[bref]

"I have a lot of violence in me, I look like a violent dude. I have big hands and wide shoulders, there is a lot of violence in my history, in my past, in my ancestry"

Short men truly are the worst.

 

[Hollywood Jack]

Attention all Admins/Mods:

Can we pleeeeease have a Joe Rogan height megathread or subforum altogether?

We already have a mega-thread, but these threads still get made every damn day it seems.

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https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/joe-rogan-height-megathread.4018891/

There are almost 1800 posts in the thread and it doesn't even include threads like this that didn't get merged yet or ever...

 

[IIIIIIII]

it's rogan's own fault that this has become a thing. if he owned up to the fact that he's 5"5' or 5"6', it would be a done deal, and everyone would move on. but when you lie about something so blatant, people begin to focus on that.

 

[IIIIIIII]

Short men truly are the worst.

those are the things he wants to project to the public. the things he wants people to think about him.

 

[Mr Mojo Lane]

You can thank me now, or you can thank me later.

Maybe he's 5' 7.75" . Don't know, but it's settled.

Nope. We will never know his height until Sherdog does 500 more threads (5 of which have to be megathreads)

 

[Mike]

it's rogan's own fault that this has become a thing. if he owned up to the fact that he's 5"5' or 5"6', it would be a done deal, and everyone would move on. but when you lie about something so blatant, people begin to focus on that.

Nah that's not reasonable imo. These threads are always extremely meanspirited. Hard to blame someone for lying about their height, if people are going to act like they're in junior high about it.

HUNDREDS of threads about the height of a total stranger. That's way more pathetic imo.

 

[IIIIIIII]

Nah that's not reasonable imo. These threads are always extremely meanspirited. Hard to blame someone for lying about their height, if people are going to act like they're in junior high about it.

HUNDREDS of threads about the height of a total stranger. That's way more pathetic imo.

joe rogan is very far from being a stranger. he's one of the most watched podcasts in the entire world. when you put yourself out there in that way, expect to be dissected with everything you say.

 

[Strijfy]

next person who makes a dumb thread about Rogans height should get an IP ban.

 

[Mike]

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joe rogan is very far from being a stranger. he's one of the most watched podcasts in the entire world. when you put yourself out there in that way, expect to be dissected with everything you say.

Ok so because he's famous people have a right to pester him for personal information, purely for the purpose of mocking him. Agree to disagree. He's a famous person but he's still a person, an deserves respect like anyone else.

 

[Kforcer]

To be fair, everyone exaggerates their height. I'm 5'8 and people my height are constantly telling me that they are 5'11 or so. People seem so sure of themselves that I've measured my height many times just to make sure I'm not the delusional one, but it is always the same old 5'8.

I'm starting to think that it is properly basic to lie about your height and eccentric to be honest about it, unless you are really tall.

 

[facePuncher7]

He was probably 5'7 in his youth and has run with that his whole life while chucking an extra inch in there just out of insecurity.

He's now in his 50's and due to all his lifting over the years and degenerative discs in his spine, he's dropped an inch and a half. A lifetime of HGH has grown his hands and head so much that he now looks disproportionately shorter than he already is.

I'm 35 and I went from 5'10 (177cm) to 5'9 (176cm). I have two discs that have chronic degeneration, which explains why I lost a cm. One centimetre isn't much, but when I was just on the cutoff of 5'10, it seems more significant saying I lost an inch in height. Americans sticking with their shitty imperial system catagorise heights with 2.5cm increments, which is a pretty roundabout way of measuring shit.

But anyway, Rogan is 4"11.

*2.54cm

Point it out for exactly how silly it is please sir

 

[JinKazama]

lol this guy