Joe Rogan height megathread

[Oceanmachine]

Your fucking obsession about his height is freakish and quite worrying. Bunch of fucking weirdos.

I also wonder other mens manhood sizes length and girth. I pray to God one day height, penis size, is all public knowledge. Walking around with google glasses it says someones profile, and no cheating legit measuements. I want a Gataca future or something. I want to know if I am bigger

 

[fingercuffs]

I also wonder other mens manhood sizes length and girth. I pray to God one day height, penis size, is all public knowledge. Walking around with google glasses it says someones profile, and no cheating legit measuements. I want a Gataca future or something. I want to know if I am bigger

Gigantic penises hurt. Why do you want to hurt women?

 

[Oceanmachine]

Gigantic penises hurt. Why do you want to hurt women?

Because every woman will remember her first time sex, her first love, the first man who impregnated her, and the biggest dick she ever had.

It is about leaving ur souul and taking part of theira that I find appealing. Man leavea a mark on every woman he bangs. And bt science we do every woman qe get pregnant..

I cant really hurt women with my dick except dor its length. My girth isnt huge its average to slightlt above average. If I puump it it temporary larger abd then feels thixkish.

I just love the idea of being 8x6 and stretching wide and being able to go to her rear fornix. Right now my lebgth is good my penis is like johnny sins same size but slightly longer but I dream of a thick one that even longer like Danny D or Dredd

 

[fingercuffs]

Because every woman will remember her first time sex, her first love, the first man who impregnated her, and the biggest dick she ever had.

It is about leaving ur souul and taking part of theira that I find appealing. Man leavea a mark on every woman he bangs. And bt science we do every woman qe get pregnant..

I cant really hurt women with my dick except dor its length. My girth isnt huge its average to slightlt above average. If I puump it it temporary larger abd then feels thixkish.

I just love the idea of being 8x6 and stretching wide and being able to go to her rear fornix. Right now my lebgth is good my penis is like johnny sins same size but slightly longer but I dream of a thick one that even longer like Danny D or Dredd

Sex is supposed to be pleasurable. When was the last time you had it? And first time sex is fucking gross with someone who's big. Like put you off ever wanting to do it again for months gross. It is a horrible memory not a nice memory. Why do you want to put that in a woman's head?

 

[Oceanmachine]

Sex is supposed to be pleasurable. When was the last time you had it? And first time sex is fucking gross with someone who's big. Like put you off ever wanting to do it again for months gross. It is a horrible memory not a nice memory. Why do you want to put that in a woman's head?

I dont just want to pound and not take it slow. Also my girth isnt big. And I dont have to use all my length so I dont hurt women before, though usually I enjoy going too deep at least 1x and smashinf cervix just so they know in addition to them sucking me how much longer my lebgth is than average)

First time sex even if bad for you has forever been ingrained in your mind, in space, metaphyaaywical it happened it cant be undone. That man left a mark. And pregnancy forever does leave a genetic mark. Its hard to explain but all religions speak of this. Without getting too esoterical it leaves marks ajd matters. Now just being non esoteric or religiousbat a minimum a woman letting you be thr first ever in her iw a huge reward. Even promiscious women are still picky not every man off thr street they let between them. Everytime a man bangs a woman (if he didnt pay for it) it signifies she finds him superior to other men she wouldnt allow inside her. I had no sex since early 2020 but now I wait till marriage

 

[Rand M Arthur]

I went with 5'5"

He is visibly shorter than Romero who has a 5'9" Olympic listing. Those stats are legit as you can get.

 

[Oceanmachine]

Sex is supposed to be pleasurable. When was the last time you had it? And first time sex is fucking gross with someone who's big. Like put you off ever wanting to do it again for months gross. It is a horrible memory not a nice memory. Why do you want to put that in a woman's head?

When I have my virgin wife it will be a super pleasurable time for her. I will bringing vibrators and massaging her. She will orgasm many times and we will make lovem she will forever remember it as a happy wonderful time fullfilling gods words as the bible, torah, Quran say so. So it wont be bad for her. I will be a good husband and never divorce her and will support her and stay in shape and make her oegasm a lot

@Khabib Khanate

 

[Oceanmachine]

Here is an updated video

I wonder his reaction to the Sky message saying he is 5"3

All the world now is searching his height and doubting, knowing he is not 5"3

 

[Oceanmachine]

This “expert” will never be able to give a proper height reading because publicly Rogan is very deliberate about shoes he wears and constantly wears lifts to raise his height up.

Sherdog actually has the most accurate reading lol. No seriously 5”3 is spot on, Rogan is that freaking short lmaoo.

You rhink he is wearing 5 inch lifts?

Sherdog measuring sistem is more accurate.

Rogan is below 5 inches imo

Probably but he probably claims 7 or 6 like many men

 

[Mesos]

You rhink he is wearing 5 inch lifts?

Probably more like 3 inches of lift, if you use to much lift like (5inches) it will raise your ass up to much and look weird on a guy. Basically starts looking like how women do on heals lol

But of course Rogan will claim 5”8 when people ask him though.

I dont just base this off internet pics. I saw the guy in person at a comedy club when I went to see Bobby Lee. Me and group of friends where like “wtf Rogans fucken tinyyy” lmao

 

[Oceanmachine]

Probably more like 3 inches of lift, if you use to much lift like (5inches) it will raise your ass up to much and look weird on a guy. Basically starts looking like how women do on heals lol

But of course Rogan will go around claim 5”8 when people ask him.

I dont just base this off internet pics. I saw the guy in person at a comedy club when I went to see Bobby Lee. Me and group of friends where like wtf Rogans fucken tinyyy lmao

God doesnt like liars. Imagine Joe meeting God ane god asking him his height and Joe says 5"8

God like "m#therf#cker I know you are lying!! No heaven for you!"

 

[Armbars]

Ffs lol, 88 pages of manlet hunting.

 

[blewgums]

With lifts he's 3' 8".

 

[-Magua-]

Even Scientology Tom doesn't get this much flack for being a 5 6 dude or whatever he is.

Still Joe is worth prolly around $100 million and for a dude who makes that much money just being himself... he's got game.

 

[Armbars]

Even Scientology Tom doesn't get this much flack for being a 5 6 dude or whatever he is.

Still Joe is worth 100 million and for a dude who makes money of just being himself... he's got game.

Joe raised the bar for podcasting.

 

[Protectandserve]

I also wonder other mens manhood sizes length and girth. I pray to God one day height, penis size, is all public knowledge. Walking around with google glasses it says someones profile, and no cheating legit measuements. I want a Gataca future or something. I want to know if I am bigger

This is legit one of the weirdest/creepiest posts I've seen on here.

 

[Oceanmachine]

This is legit one of the weirdest/creepiest posts I've seen on here.

You should leave then it will only get worse. I am crazy

 

[Rand M Arthur]

Even Scientology Tom doesn't get this much flack for being a 5 6 dude or whatever he is.

Still Joe is worth prolly around $100 million and for a dude who makes that much money just being himself... he's got game.

TBF, Tom Cruise owns being a shorty. Same with Tom Hardy. They may wear heels for a couple of inches height, which is no worse than a woman wearing a push up bra and lip filler, but Rogan flat out says he is x feet tall.

 

[GIBLERTBAPTISTA]

Lol at anyone voting anything taller than 5'5. Youve been brainwashed by the mainstream media

 

[Aurelian]

5'6 now and probably was 5'7 when he was younger