Joe Rogan height megathread

[AgentSmecker]

Do you train?

I was a qualified sambo instructor under a Russian master of sport and have experience in wrestling and mma competition and also been in many extremely violent rl confrontations from a very young age. Nowadays with so many injuries all I can do is swim.

I don't doubt Rogan could beat a lot of untrained average Joes and probably plenty of experienced martial artists too but I know how vicious and explosive real life violence can be and his claims and those of his fanboys are just delusional.

 

[Diogenes of Sinope]

lmao yeah those are all heavily and well photo shoped pictures

lol obviously

 

[JoshTehV]

lol obviously

I can't like your comment but just know that I would if I could lol

 

[dirtypablo]

I was a qualified sambo instructor under a Russian master of sport and have experience in wrestling and mma competition and also been in many extremely violent rl confrontations from a very young age. Nowadays with so many injuries all I can do is swim.

I don't doubt Rogan could beat a lot of untrained average Joes and probably plenty of experienced martial artists too but I know how vicious and explosive real life violence can be and his claims and those of his fanboys are just delusional.

Lol, I'm not a fanboy - his comedy sucks and while I can acknowledge that he's incredibly gifted at facilitating conversation, I don't really like his podcast either.

I'm well aware of the nature of real life fighting, but I think you're delusional if you can't admit he would absolutely destroy the vast majority of the population.

 

[AgentSmecker]

Lol, I'm not a fanboy - his comedy sucks and while I can acknowledge that he's incredibly gifted at facilitating conversation, I don't really like his podcast either.

I'm well aware of the nature of real life fighting, but I think you're delusional if you can't admit he would absolutely destroy the vast majority of the population.

If you're talking about most women, small children, geriatrics, and the disabled then yes sir I agree.

 

[dirtypablo]

If you're talking about most women, small children, geriatrics, and the disabled then yes sir I agree.

What percentage of men do you think would beat him in a fight?

I'm guessing you'll skirt the question like da speet, because when you actually think about it you'll see I'm right. Like, what world are you guys living in where the average dude can actually hang with someone with his level of experience?

 

[Diogenes of Sinope]

Lol at all the goofs in here thinking Brogan is a legit baddass. He's a pumped up little imp who's only real claim to fighting experience is point scoring tkd tournaments when he was a kid. You could easily find plenty of proper hard bastards out of any working men's clubs and pubs and they would spank Brogan's juiced up lil roid-monkey ass in seconds. Martial arts training does not automatically translate into real fighting ability.

honestly although this is obviously ill-intended, I dont disagree with any of this.

But to be faired compared to the average Joe ( no pun intended ) Rogan could probably kick their ass.
But thats a low bar.

he could prob kick my ass. I wouldnt want to take one of this kicks despite the fact that Im taller than him.

 

[AgentSmecker]

What percentage of men do you think would beat him in a fight?

I'm guessing you'll skirt the question like da sorry, because when you actually think about it you'll see I'm right. Like, what world are you guys living in where the average dude can actually hang with someone with his level of experience?

I have no idea. You know why? Because I have no idea how well he can handle himself in a real fight. I've heard his humble brags about how there are only like 50 men on the planet who could take him and seen him showboating whilst doing fancy spinning kicks on inanimate objects and some footage of him in tkd competition but who knows how he handles getting punched hard in the face.

 

[ReligiousDiscipline]

What percentage of men do you think would beat him in a fight?

I'm guessing you'll skirt the question like da speet, because when you actually think about it you'll see I'm right. Like, what world are you guys living in where the average dude can actually hang with someone with his level of experience?

I'd say at least 80 percent of men can destroy Rogan. The guy is basically a functioning junkie at this point of his life with all of the chemicals he has pumped in his body over the years.

 

[dirtypablo]

I have no idea. You know why? Because I have no idea how well he can handle himself in a real fight. I've heard his humble brags about how there are only like 50 men on the planet who could take him and seen him showboating whilst doing fancy spinning kicks on inanimate objects and some footage of him in tkd competition but who knows how he handles getting punched hard in the face.

The 50 number is absolutely stupid, I'll agree to that, but again I think that's a relic of him being bad at math and analyzing problems. 99% still leaves 70 million that could beat him.

I realize tkd isn't the same as real fighting, but the fact that he made it to a decently high level in competition tkd leads me to believe he's probably not going to crumble the first time he gets cracked. I know how the average person handles himself, what kind of physical condition the average person is in (in addition to the fact that a huge percentage of guys are tiny and poorly fed), and the gulf in fighting skills between someone who has trained in legit martial arts and someone who hasn't. I don't see how anyone who actually understands these things could think it's reasonable to assume that anything other than an very small percentage of the greater population could beat him in a fight.

 

[Da Speeit]

You're looking at this from the bubble of your world that's lived in a reality where people train. The regular Joe has never spent any time at unarmed combat, nevermind that recreational training to the degree we see it today is a recent phenomenon. You know how BJJ came about so why so incredulous at the idea that a guy who holds multiple black belts could beat up the average schmuck? We're not talking about him winning elite level competitions after all.

No, unlike you dorks I actually do train and you see cops, servicemen and women, athletes, all walks of life come in and give people fucking serious problems.
Joe is not trained in "Unarmed combat", he's trained in Tae Kwon Do, which is fake and gay, and has a 10p BB and a Machado blackbelt that don't hold a lot of weight in competitive BJJ or grappling these days (no offense to either Eddie or Jean Jacques, who i love as people and martial artists).

Street fights are completely different. Joe Rogan has never been in a street fight which is why he's so defensive when people talk about fighting in the street. Joe is a short 50 year old with bad knees, a bad neck and shitty cardio. If someone hit Joe Rogan as hard as they can without his consent, he could and probably would get knocked the hell out and his 35 year old TKD accolades would mean nothing.

Better question: Why is Joe constantly comparing himself to "The Average Person"?

 

[Da Speeit]

Well, you obviously do because you're disputing my claim, so you have some thoughts on the matter.

I really don't because it's ridiculous.
When people i work with say stuff like "You could probably kick the shit out of anyone huh?" and other stuff like that, I just tell them I'm trained enough to get the hell away and protect myself.

 

[Bald1]

No, unlike you dorks I actually do train and you see cops, servicemen and women, athletes, all walks of life come in and give people fucking serious problems.
Joe is not trained in "Unarmed combat", he's trained in Tae Kwon Do, which is fake and gay, and has a 10p BB and a Machado blackbelt that don't hold a lot of weight in competitive BJJ or grappling these days (no offense to either Eddie or Jean Jacques, who i love as people and martial artists).

Street fights are completely different. Joe Rogan has never been in a street fight which is why he's so defensive when people talk about fighting in the street. Joe is a short 50 year old with bad knees, a bad neck and shitty cardio. If someone hit Joe Rogan as hard as they can without his consent, he could and probably would get knocked the hell out and his 35 year old TKD accolades would mean nothing.

Better question: Why is Joe constantly comparing himself to "The Average Person"?

So this is where you double down, shift goal posts and let your ego lead you by your cock. Cool, I guess.

 

[Vampire life]

If you have to Tell everyone you're violent and strong, you're not violent and strong, but just a poser seeking for approval.

You're right most often

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Joe if took a time machine ride to the time of the vikings.

Storming the beaches with his kettlebell's

 

[mixmastermo]

This thread was long over due.

All this time I thought I was the only person on Sherdog who noticed that Joe Rogan may be embellishing his height.

I was too shy to bring it up myself. I didn't want to be labeled as crazy..

Joe Rogan "Yeah there is a lot of violence in me I dont know if it is genetic or learned. I look like a violent person, you know if I didnt know me, you know just the way I am built, Not even the working out part just the size of my hands the width of my shoulders there is most likely a lot of violence in my history and my past"

Joe wants you to know he is a big man he has violence in him he could kill possibly!



Neil Degrayse Tyson: ""so are you 5"7 & 3/4""

Joe Rogan "it is probably closer to that"



Also Neil called out Joe on his lying height at 12:05 seconds.

CLIFFS in first time Neil went on Joe Rogan they butt headeds. Guy below believes Neil when he went on the 2nd time was passive aggressive enough to cornee Joe and make him uncomfortable as payback for Joe insulting him or interpurting him the first time



5"7 &3/4

But finally.. sweet sweet validation. I can happily ascend to Valhalla now.

 

[Da Speeit]

So this is where you double down, shift goal posts and let your ego lead you by your cock. Cool, I guess.

Brilliant response.
I'm sorry your favorite podcaster can't fight.

 

[Bald1]

Brilliant response.
I'm sorry your favorite podcaster can't fight.

Yup. Thanks for the education.

 

[Da Speeit]

Yup. Thanks for the education.

I just love how someone explains why some 50 year old manlet isn't going to just jiu-jitsu his way out of a 25 year old bouncer knocking him out and you're like "You're shifting the goalposts"

The goalpost is Joe saying "I would maul The Average Person™ "

Yeah, maybe in a match sanctioned by the NSAC (Joe would never pass the drug test) where there's a referee and rules. If someone came up and clocked Joe, he's not going to suddenly turn into a D1 wrestler and single-leg his way out of it. Dumb. If you believe that, you're dumb.

 

[Bald1]

I just love how someone explains why some 50 year old manlet isn't going to just jiu-jitsu his way out of a 25 year old bouncer knocking him out and you're like "You're shifting the goalposts"

The goalpost is Joe saying "I would maul The Average Person™ "

Yeah, maybe in a match sanctioned by the NSAC (Joe would never pass the drug test) where there's a referee and rules. If someone came up and clocked Joe, he's not going to suddenly turn into a D1 wrestler and single-leg his way out of it. Dumb. If you believe that, you're dumb.

Thanks again Don Quixote. Have a like.