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Joe Rogan height megathread

How tall do you think Joe Rogan is?

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Hidden_Hand said:
LOL, Rogan is a legit trained martial artist who could fuck up most people with ease. Guy was a Tae Kwon Do champion. He has been noted to have the best spinning back kick ever seen by some great fighters including GSP.

He would literally blow your rib cage out in five seconds with his spinning back kick and it would be nothing for him.
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I would tap Rogan in the gi.
 
dirtypablo said:
He's a legit BJJ black belt and has doing various stand up martial arts pretty much his entire life. Trt or not, he would kick the shit out of 99.9% of the human population.
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No, he wouldn’t.
he’s 54 with bad knees and a fucked up neck. I have bluebelts that would give Joe a tough roll, let alone beat him in a fight, which plenty of them would.
 
Da Speeit said:
No, he wouldn’t.
he’s 54 with bad knees and a fucked up neck. I have bluebelts that would give Joe a tough roll, let alone beat him in a fight, which plenty of them would.
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I doubt it.

An average blue belt would beat probably at least 75% of the population, given the small subset of the population that actually trains.
 
dirtypablo said:
He's a legit BJJ black belt and has doing various stand up martial arts pretty much his entire life. Trt or not, he would kick the shit out of 99.9% of the human population.
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I’m taking about how tough he thinks he is because of his physical appearance: wide shoulders and Neanderthal skull and hands are a product of years of growth hormones and high amounts of testosterone . He’s not on average trt doses from the clinic lol. He’s a fraud . Anyone with years of training can beat the general population. What make his fraud steroid ass so much more scary and violent. Take away the roids and he would look like Royce Gracie,
 
dirtypablo said:
Why would he downplay his fighting ability to comedians? He absolutely could kick the shit out of every comedian he's had on the show, and when he's talking about it he's usually talking about it with regards to the general population.
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He could KO or submit 90% of every person who's ever lived. The guy is strong, has experience, has trained with the highest level people and is an accomplished striker and grappler. People arguing against this are either ignorant or have an agenda of some sort.
 
Da Speeit said:
That’s a low bar.
He tried to get tough with Guy Ritchie once and immediately had to walk it back.

Joe said there’s like “50 untrained people”’on earth who could beat him in a fist fight. Something like that. Delusional.
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I don't recall him 'getting tough' with Guy Ritchie, he just didn't know he trained before they talked. His comment on 50 people is probably him just being bad at math. 99.9% still leaves 7 million people on earth that could beat him.
 
dirtypablo said:
I don't recall him 'getting tough' with Guy Ritchie, he just didn't know he trained before they talked. His comment on 50 people is probably him just being bad at math. 99.9% still leaves 7 million people on earth that could beat him.
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Dude he told Guy he would choke him with his tie and was trying to get all big-chested about it. The only people that ignore this pattern of behavior are Rogan dans.

Tons of people, even the untrained, could and would beat Joe in a fight. He’s delusional.
 
Da Speeit said:
That’s a low bar.
He tried to get tough with Guy Ritchie once and immediately had to walk it back.

Joe said there’s like “50 untrained people”’on earth who could beat him in a fist fight. Something like that. Delusional.
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The point that Joe usually trying to make is that there is a vast gulf between those that train and those that don't. He knows that, but go watch any UFC in public and it's very clear a large segment of the male population doesn't. If he's talking about fighting with comedians, he's usually talking about fighting with reference to the general population. If he's talking about fighting with professional fighters, they're talking about fighting in a professional context. Of course his attitude is going to change, because it's a totally different context.
 
dirtypablo said:
The point that Joe usually trying to make is that there is a vast gulf between those that train and those that don't. He knows that, but go watch any UFC in public and it's very clear a large segment of the male population doesn't. If he's talking about fighting with comedians, he's usually talking about fighting with reference to the general population. If he's talking about fighting with professional fighters, they're talking about fighting in a professional context. Of course his attitude is going to change, because it's a totally different context.
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I know what he’s saying but he’s wrong.
 
Lol at all the goofs in here thinking Brogan is a legit baddass. He's a pumped up little imp who's only real claim to fighting experience is point scoring tkd tournaments when he was a kid. You could easily find plenty of proper hard bastards out of any working men's clubs and pubs and they would spank Brogan's juiced up lil roid-monkey ass in seconds. Martial arts training does not automatically translate into real fighting ability.
 
Da Speeit said:
Hahahhahahah
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You're looking at this from the bubble of your world that's lived in a reality where people train. The regular Joe has never spent any time at unarmed combat, nevermind that recreational training to the degree we see it today is a recent phenomenon. You know how BJJ came about so why so incredulous at the idea that a guy who holds multiple black belts could beat up the average schmuck? We're not talking about him winning elite level competitions after all.
 
AgentSmecker said:
Lol at all the goofs in here thinking Brogan is a legit baddass. He's a pumped up little imp who's only real claim to fighting experience is point scoring tkd tournaments when he was a kid. You could easily find plenty of proper hard bastards out of any working men's clubs and pubs and they would spank Brogan's juiced up lil roid-monkey ass in seconds. Martial arts training does not automatically translate into real fighting ability.
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Do you train?
 
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