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Joe Rogan height megathread

How tall do you think Joe Rogan is?

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Patrick Jane said:
When he was younger he would come off to me like a ... well ... Ricky Martin type person.

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You mean a flaming homo?
 
ssBaldy said:
All jokes aside Joe is in nice shape, I know he has martial arts training, knows how to shoot, but he does not look violent to me. He has a cheerful appearance imo.
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He needs to lose that gut. The guy talks about eating way to healthy and being so disciplined to have a gut like that. He's like nearly 200 pounds and at his height (whatever it is) it's to much. As far as being violent I'm not so sure how untrue that is. I've seen some videos from him where he looks to get real heated and serious over nothing. It was with this women who seemed to be annoying him which I get but it just came across like a guy who's ready to lay his hands on a women.
 
I saw a video of Joe Rogan kicking once. Was enough for me to know the straight killer he is. No one wants that smoke
 
Short guys can scrap. My brother is 5'6" and once fought an entire fraternity by himself. It was hilarious. He said, "I'm going to a hospital or a morgue tonight. But I'm taking at least 4 or 5 of you with me."

Then he started slaughtering them with ko's . He was stomping their knees and knocking them out and they bitched out and didn't gang up. Then the cops came because it was 5 and I in Chico.
 
Simian Raticus said:
He does look like some kind of war goblin these days, but it sure as hell ain't genetic.

Seen photos of him when he was real young, and he actually has very delicate features.
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lol he just cant win with you, huh
Either he looks like a dainty fairy, or a medieval Troll. There is no in between.

Let the man live, folks
 
lifelessheap said:
Short guys can scrap. My brother is 5'6" and once fought an entire fraternity by himself. It was hilarious. He said, "I'm going to a hospital or a morgue tonight. But I'm taking at least 4 or 5 of you with me."

Then he started slaughtering them with ko's . He was stomping their knees and knocking them out and they bitched out and didn't gang up. Then the cops came because it was 5 and I in Chico.
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I didnt believe this until I got to the last sentence
 
Aegon Spengler said:
He’s Italian right? Roman Legions probably looked like Joe and loved fighting like him
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How tall is he? He's built more like dwarf. Probably the grunt who hauls water and food for the soldiers (or the injured).

minimum 5'5 for everyday soldier/grunt

5'8 minimum for Elite (1st Cohort and Cavalry)

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Joe rogan is on the conspiracy thing right? He'd never last because he hates being oppressed and taking orders.
 
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