Joe Rogan height megathread

[Aegon Spengler]

"Joe - back in the day - "Just happy to do my part"

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Man did you root against Thumbelina, why you so heightism

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Man did you root against Thumbelina, why you so heightism

Instead of a spear he'd have a kettle bell and run in to the melee busting knee caps with his kettle bell.

 

[j123]

Instead of a spear he'd have a kettle bell and run in to the melee busting knee caps with his kettle bell.View attachment 868941

Warhammers replaced with war kettlebells
Rides into battle on armored Elks
Cures the bubonic plague with saunas

 

[IIIIIIII]

If you have to Tell everyone you're violent and strong, you're not violent and strong, but just a poser seeking for approval.

yup. that's probably what happens when you hang around true badasses all day. you begin feeling insecure. probably why he pretends to be a fighter, to avoid the insecurity.

 

[Oceanmachine]

Rogan is Delusional

1. Hes 5”3, seen him in person. He was tinier than my 5”6 friend.
2. Hes in his 50’s
3. Even in his prime he wasn’t a real threatt to anyone above 5”8.
4. He realize this and took a ton of roids, hgh to get jacked. It deformed his body and enlarged his skull, accelerated hair loss (look at his pics in 20’s if you dont believe me)
5. Hes tried in past to out alpha fighters and got easily manhandled.

I can keep going but you get the point.

He is also obessed with big black men, probably a bbc porn addict.

Proof he tried to out alpha fighters? I did see Mark Coleman toss him with ease, but who else? Yes the drugs he takes are surely in such large amounts and harming his heart, liver and have deformed his face and body (gave him HGH gut) which is not aesthetic


At least he is rich he can satisfy himself sort of with that

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

i bet joe can easily handle everyone here on sherdog.

 

[Mesos]

He is also obessed with big black men, probably a bbc porn addict.

Proof he tried to out alpha fighters? I did see Mark Coleman toss him with ease, but who else? Yes the drugs he takes are surely in such large amounts and harming his heart, liver and have deformed his face and body (gave him HGH gut) which is not aesthetic

Aside from Coleman one its just rumors. There’s stories of him acting like an asshole in training room and going really hard. I Remember reading about it from some guy that rolled with him and didnt like training with him. Idk though thats rumors

 

[Hidden_Hand]

If you have to Tell everyone you're violent and strong, you're not violent and strong, but just a poser seeking for approval.

LOL, Rogan is a legit trained martial artist who could fuck up most people with ease. Guy was a Tae Kwon Do champion. He has been noted to have the best spinning back kick ever seen by some great fighters including GSP.

He would literally blow your rib cage out in five seconds with his spinning back kick and it would be nothing for him.

 

[bortt]

If you were to cast Rogan in a new Lord of the Rings movie, how would you do it:

A.) Man
B.) Elf
C.) Dwarf
D.) Hobbit
E.) Orc

 

[Hidden_Hand]

Short guys can scrap. My brother is 5'6" and once fought an entire fraternity by himself. It was hilarious. He said, "I'm going to a hospital or a morgue tonight. But I'm taking at least 4 or 5 of you with me."

Then he started slaughtering them with ko's . He was stomping their knees and knocking them out and they bitched out and didn't gang up. Then the cops came because it was 5 and I in Chico.

I believe you, I have an uncle who is about 5'6 and the guy is hard as nails, he will fight 5 men no problem with no fear.

He has battered guys a foot taller and made them look stupid. Short guys can be hard as hell.

 

[Da Speeit]

yup. that's probably what happens when you hang around true badasses all day. you begin feeling insecure. probably why he pretends to be a fighter, to avoid the insecurity.

Standups on JRE:
"Bro, you are like an elite fighting badass"
Fighters on JRE:
"Bro you are absolutely hilarious, one of the best comedians ever"

Joe cannot fight and his standup is not very good

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

i bet joe can easily handle everyone here on sherdog . . . at butt darts

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@Zer @Clippy @TidWell

 

[Oceanmachine]

LOL, Rogan is a legit trained martial artist who could fuck up most people with ease. Guy was a Tae Kwon Do champion. He has been noted to have the best spinning back kick ever seen by some great fighters including GSP.

He would literally blow your rib cage out in five seconds with his spinning back kick and it would be nothing for him.

I believe you, I have an uncle who is about 5'6 and the guy is hard as nails, he will fight 5 men no problem with no fear.

He has battered guys a foot taller and made them look stupid. Short guys can be hard as hell.

Yeah but they have less happiness and are angry so what it matter. Havent you realize by now that kind beautiful people are closer to god (unless they mess up?) Reincarnation real if you are born disadvantaged maybe it is deserved.

If you were to cast Rogan in a new Lord of the Rings movie, how would you do it:

A.) Man
B.) Elf
C.) Dwarf
D.) Hobbit
E.) Orc

Dwarf now, give him fake beard. He has a large skull now and looka old and rough.

Before in his 30s and 20s a hobbit

 

[IIIIIIII]

Standups on JRE:
"Bro, you are like an elite fighting badass"
Fighters on JRE:
"Bro you are absolutely hilarious, one of the best comedians ever"

Joe cannot fight and his standup is not very good

it's crazy, because joe used to be really funny back in the day. his stand-up was a lot better in the 90's. whether he can fight or not, i don't really care. but his profession is being a comedian, and he sucks at it now.

 

[Da Speeit]

it's crazy, because joe used to be really funny back in the day. his stand-up was a lot better in the 90's. whether he can fight or not, i don't really care. but his profession is being a comedian, and he sucks at it now.

I just think it's funny he never downplays his fighting ability when clueless comedians start saying stuff about it.
Joe's a funny guy, I just don't like his standup style

 

[TribalDrumz]

LOL, Rogan is a legit trained martial artist who could fuck up most people with ease. Guy was a Tae Kwon Do champion. He has been noted to have the best spinning back kick ever seen by some great fighters including GSP.

He would literally blow your rib cage out in five seconds with his spinning back kick and it would be nothing for him.

?? He’s loaded on 500mg of testosterone a week along with countless cycles of HGh he did to get to this point. How powerful and tough would he think he is if you took away his performance enhancers ?

 

[dirtypablo]

I just think it's funny he never downplays his fighting ability when clueless comedians start saying stuff about it.
Joe's a funny guy, I just don't like his standup style

Why would he downplay his fighting ability to comedians? He absolutely could kick the shit out of every comedian he's had on the show, and when he's talking about it he's usually talking about it with regards to the general population.

 

[Cormiers towel]

He's 5'3

 

[dirtypablo]

?? He’s loaded on 500mg of testosterone a week along with countless cycles of HGh he did to get to this point. How powerful and tough would he think he is if you took away his performance enhancers ?

He's a legit BJJ black belt and has doing various stand up martial arts pretty much his entire life. Trt or not, he would kick the shit out of 99.9% of the human population.

 

[Da Speeit]

Why would he downplay his fighting ability to comedians? He absolutely could kick the shit out of every comedian he's had on the show, and when he's talking about it he's usually talking about it with regards to the general population.

That’s a low bar.
He tried to get tough with Guy Ritchie once and immediately had to walk it back.

Joe said there’s like “50 untrained people”’on earth who could beat him in a fist fight. Something like that. Delusional.