Joe Rogan height megathread

[GoofMaster93]

Shaq can do everything except stand up, who ya got?

Even though Joe would be standing I still think that he'd be at a reach disadvantage and would be eating jabs on the outside before he eventually gets worn down and Shaq moves in to finish him off

 

[RetiredSlave]

90" wingspan vs. 36" splits? Im betting on black. Shaq has that sickening strenf. Once he grabs Joes lil' Joe, its all over. Rrrrrrrrriiip.

 

[Brom Bones]

Joe Rogan ain't losing no dick sucking competition, let's be real

He'd have to "warm-up" with the kettlebells first.

 

[revoltub]

They will butt heads.

 

[zapataxiv]

this is like asking if the indian in cupboard could take out magua, if magua had to start on his knees.

 

[ineverpost]

Then realize just how big Yao Ming was
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I gotta call bs on some of these guy's heights even in the nba. There's a picture of Yao ming standing back to back with Shawn Bradley and Shawn Bradley has 1 to 2 inches on him. There's no way Shawn Bradley is 7'8. Yao Ming prob 7'4 TOPS, and honestly, that would put Shaq in the 6'11 range. And if you extrapolate that down a few degrees, you can get Joe Rogan's real height. Shaq is about 3 inches taller than Big Show in WWE, so Big Show is prob a 6'10 guy. Big Show is about 2" taller than Nash in WWE, so Nash is prob a 6'8 guy. Nash is about 2" taller than Undertaker and Kane, so those guys are prob about 6'6. Eventually you work your way down and can determine that Joe Rogan is about 5'3

 

[Otto!]

Shaq on his knees is still taller than Joe standing on a chair.

 

[Otto!]

That girl is 1 foot taller than Rogan.

 

[blaseblah]

Rogan kicks his face and KO's him

 

[Billthebutcher]

shaq's hand is bigger than rogan

 

[Phlog]

RIP Joe.

 

[GtehMVP]

and both are rich af and successful with hot wives

who gives a fuckkkkk

Joe Rogan does. Despite his wealth, hot wife, and fame, he feels the need to lie about his height constantly, that's why it's funny

 

[davidlemonparty]

How many millions do you guys think Joe Rogan would pay for an inch of height?

 

[Hollywood Jack]

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I actually found out recently that this isn't even shooped. It's a real screen shot.

 

[Hollywood Jack]

Kanye is actually 5’7 i remember them measuring him barefoot for his outfit and fashion he was 5’7 it was a long time ago. rogan has to be 5’5.

To be fair, I'm pretty sure Kanye is wearing lifts or at least sneakers that add extra height or both in that picture. But yeah, Joe is at least as short as Kanye is barefoot, I'm sure.

 

[heavy_hands]

Joe looks to be 5’6’” at best

 

[revoltub]

I actually found out recently that this isn't even shooped. It's a real screen shot.

That guys only 5'11 too

 

[Hollywood Jack]

Joe looks to be 5’6’” at best

I think Dominick Cruz is 5'7" barefoot, often listed as 5'8" but remember seeing him listed as 5'7" IIRC.

Joe's 5'7" barefoot as well based on this pic. Honestly, it even looks like Cruz has more lift in his shoes and they're still the same height.

 

[Hollywood Jack]

That guys only 5'11 too

Ah, 5'11", king of the manlets.

 

[raty tat tat]

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