Joe Rogan height megathread

[DustinBeaver]

 

[DustinBeaver]

He said he was 5'8" in a Theo Von podcast. I've met Joe and if that's true then I'm 7'13".

 

[NamelessMC]

Jesus Christ. He looks like white Bill Cosby.

Did you hear how long it took Mark Coleman to say "UFC..... 12" Was he counting to 12 in his head? Damn CTE, son.

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

Rogan looks like the little toilet demon from "The Ghoulies".

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

Wood that amazon

 

[Diogenes of Sinope]

I swear dudes care more about height than women. Every woman I know who said they only like tall guys ended up marrying an average height dude, bald dude, no -rich dude

men are more superficial than women, it seems

 

[ChoKuRei]

The funniest shit ever is how joe says he is 5’8” and if you google his name it says he is 5’6” lol. Even google was like cmon joe stop lying

 

[Le Mercenaire]

The story about him spinning Rogan around like a helicopter is crazy. If it’s true, Joe’s lucky there isn’t any video footage.

There is

 

[Mesos]

I swear dudes care more about height than women. Every woman I know who said they only like tall guys ended up marrying an average height dude, bald dude, no -rich dude

men are more superficial than women, it seems

Both genders are superficial. But yea Women care alot about height, if youre a short guy its an uphill battle. Women want tall guys but not everyone can get them. Its same as how guys that like big tits and want that but end up with an A cup chick. Dating is hard for both genders

 

[Mesos]

Lots of Manlets seething in this thread. lol

Its an eternal affliction for these vertically challenged men lol.

 

[Mesos]

I think he is 5"6

He said he was 5'8" in a Theo Von podcast. I've met Joe and if that's true then I'm 7'13".

hes 5”4 max on a good day seen him in person before. Think he wears lifts sometimes too lol

 

[Low Test With da Best]

Come on man! lol you love posting that photo of deniro in height frauding threads.

Whatever you say weirdo.

 

[Oceanmachine]

I want someone to call Joe out on his height in a Podcast!

 

[Oceanmachine]

hes 5”4 max on a good day seen him in person before. Think he wears lifts sometimes too lol

Then how tall is Ben Shapiro?

 

[TidWell]

I did notice that he's always standing straight up, really trying to maximize his height for every photo. He is 100% insecure about his height lol.

Rogan stands up so straight that his head is practically turning purple its like he is straining. He even has his seat elevated while his guest has a lower seat in his new studio very strange.

I always say this I dont give a crap if you are short there are many guys who are considred sex symbols who are only 5'6 to 5'9

What makes people focus on the persons height is when they are insecure about it and claim a height they are not and wear lifts or try to maximize it, that shows insecurity

Jason Statham is 5'8 and he never wears lifts and never exaggerates his height and nobody makes fun of him, because he is not insecure about his height
Here he is standing barefoot next to his costar no lifts

 

[minute bull]

I cannot understand why people try to run him down for his height. Dude is killing the game.

Haters are what qualifies success in this game. Come on, D Train!! If Joe doesn't love the "jealous" heaping attention on him then he wouldn't be where he is now. Comedian? Thick skin? Let them eat cake? Make sense? Do ya get ittt??

 

[TidWell]

Whatever you say weirdo.

Says the weirdo

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

Tom Cruise could very well be the biggest movie star ever. And he's only like 5'6" - 5'7".

 

[Diogenes of Sinope]

Both genders are superficial. But yea Women care alot about height, if youre a short guy its an uphill battle. Women want tall guys but not everyone can get them. Its same as how guys that like big tits and want that but end up with an A cup chick. Dating is hard for both genders

What women say they want isnt an accurate representation reflect what they actually want.

Trust me lol.

In fact they dont even know what they want 99.987% of the Time.

stop basing your identity around approval of the opposite sex, its better for your mental health.

 

[Curmudgeon]

No one who matters concerns themselves with this shit.