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Joe Rogan height megathread

How tall do you think Joe Rogan is?


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Some people would rather not use steroids, or whatever garbage these insecure turds pump into their bodies.

well, some people don't like mediocre...some people want more out of life...imagine the rock not on steroids...he wouldn't have a career...imagine arnold not on roids....their lives would be totally different. their entire careers were built on their bodies and how badass they look. some can call it cheating...I call those people jealous little bitches. when you're sick, do you take medication? antibiotics? of course we do...isn't that cheating? of course it's not...we do and take, whatever will give us the best results...help us recover quicker...steroids are no different.
 
well, some people don't like mediocre...some people want more out of life...imagine the rock not on steroids...he wouldn't have a career...imagine arnold not on roids....their lives would be totally different. their entire careers were built on their bodies and how badass they look. some can call it cheating...I call those people jealous little bitches. when you're sick, do you take medication? antibiotics? of course we do...isn't that cheating? of course it's not...we do and take, whatever will give us the best results...help us recover quicker...steroids are no different.
I'm not arguing any of that. However, you said that people who say "I could look like that if I used steroids" can't, or they would have already done it. That's missing the point. These people don't want to use steroids, hence making that comment in the first place.
 
Sounds like a worthless human
I'm certainly not a fan. He's definitely an intelligent person, so there's always a chance he's faking it just so crazy right wing fanatics can point to him and say 'See, we have a Jew!' but I doubt it.
 
Ben is 5'8 with the yamaka. How does one explain this photo? Joe has to be at least 5'7 or smaller.
Hopefully joe is 5'7 which is manlet cuttoff. Anything smaller and you are approaching girl heights.
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If you look at this photo he took with Matt Serra (who, we can agree on, is a manlet) It looks like he's at least an inch taller. Even though it does look like Joe is wearing lifts in those shoes.

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The only thing proven here is that you need better things to do
 
Who cares at this point? The dude has like 100 million apparently. He could get some leg extension surgeries if he gave a fuck at this point

It's funny the way you said it. It's like, right now it doesn't matter, because he has 100M, but at some point it did matter. The question is to whom. And why.
 
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he is small but not a dwarf, it seems that he was taller when young.
 
Why does anyone care? To be concerned about another mans height is very beta
 
Ben Sh, avowed ANTIFA agent. Wants to the destroy the US government in 3 easy steps, and turn it into a dystopian hell hole.

Mass surveillance, secret police, military being turned on citizens, journalists being arrested...b think we're well on our way..
 
How tall is he suppose to be? I kind of alwaus knew he was short when he was on news radio. Thats prime Joe Rogan era.
 
YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO POST HERE:

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I legit can’t tell if these photos are edited or not wtf
 
Joe is 5ft4 barefoot max. He probably is 5ft6 maybe 5ft7 with suttle lifts.
 
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