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Joe Rogan height megathread

How tall do you think Joe Rogan is?


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Ben is 5'8 with the yamaka. How does one explain this photo? Joe has to be at least 5'7 or smaller.
Hopefully joe is 5'7 which is manlet cuttoff. Anything smaller and you are approaching girl heights.
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If you look at this photo he took with Matt Serra (who, we can agree on, is a manlet) It looks like he's at least an inch taller. Even though it does look like Joe is wearing lifts in those shoes.

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How did you conclude that this picture proves that Joe is 5'7 or smaller and not that Ben is 5'9 or taller?
 
Rogan is 5ft5 or 6. Just like he did with his hair loss he tries to mitigate it anyway possible.

It's not a big deal at all though.
 
OMG I didn't know this! The roids stunted his growth... Joe Hogan is a manlet and doesn't appeal to Sherdogs utterly pathetic obsession with length, size and strength. OMG
 
NoBrain is bloated to the gills.

He is a husk of a former human due to "supplements" to the gills.

In a real fight, he would implode/shatter instantly.

from my many years, i have realized that when people call other people bloated, or "they're only big, cause they do steroids" a typical normal person saying...they are just jealous and wish they could look like that. insults only come from jealous people, who don't have the motivation, discipline, genetics to look a certain way, so they insult those that do... you know how many times i've heard guys say, "i could look like that if I did steroids too" ummm no, you couldn't....cause if you could, you would have done it already.
 
Ben is 5'8 with the yamaka. How does one explain this photo? Joe has to be at least 5'7 or smaller.
Hopefully joe is 5'7 which is manlet cuttoff. Anything smaller and you are approaching girl heights.
1595463114133.jpg



If you look at this photo he took with Matt Serra (who, we can agree on, is a manlet) It looks like he's at least an inch taller. Even though it does look like Joe is wearing lifts in those shoes.

DjT7_FyWwAAw3VU.jpg
He can bang any girl he wants man...
 
from my many years, i have realized that when people call other people bloated, or "they're only big, cause they do steroids" a typical normal person saying...they are just jealous and wish they could look like that. insults only come from jealous people, who don't have the motivation, discipline, genetics to look a certain way, so they insult those that do... you know how many times i've heard guys say, "i could look like that if I did steroids too" ummm no, you couldn't....cause if you could, you would have done it already.

LOL

Rogan is fugly.

His "bloated" head is not something to envy.

But hey, you obviously find that cringe-lord dwarflet attractive.

To each their own.
 
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from my many years, i have realized that when people call other people bloated, or "they're only big, cause they do steroids" a typical normal person saying...they are just jealous and wish they could look like that. insults only come from jealous people, who don't have the motivation, discipline, genetics to look a certain way, so they insult those that do... you know how many times i've heard guys say, "i could look like that if I did steroids too" ummm no, you couldn't....cause if you could, you would have done it already.
Some people would rather not use steroids, or whatever garbage these insecure turds pump into their bodies.
 
Rogan is a manlet. With 100 million dollars in his bank account. Earned it from podcast talking shit. Deal with it.
 
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