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Joe Rogan height megathread

How tall do you think Joe Rogan is?


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Seems to me Joe's doing just fine regardless of his handicap. Truth be told we'd all be lucky to have his "problems". Hot wife, cute kids, great career, lots of money. Would you rather be an inch taller or have all that going for you?

<Fedor23>
I bet u anything the Toe Hogan would trade it all to be 6 ft.
 
I bet u anything the Toe Hogan would trade it all to be 6 ft.
I'll bet you he wouldn't. In fact, I bet a lot of Sherdoggers would gladly be his height if it meant they had a hot wife and enough money to last them the rest of their lives. Ya know it's true....
<BC1>
 
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Everyone knows that Joe Rogan is short. It's not a secret.

Imagine being this obsessed with another man's height. You must have a very accomplished life.
 
everyone wants to be tall... i asked a guy i work with how tall he is and without thinking he went into his usual lie that he's six two, hes probably six feet tall... I could tell as he said it he knew he fucked up because i'm taller than that and can tell how much shorter than me he is... i actually take almost an inch off when i tell people my height, round down... also i'd Dorf Rogan...
 
I'll bet you he wouldn't. In fact, I bet a lot of Sherdoggers would gladly be his height if it meant they had a hot wife and enough money to last them the rest of their lives. Ya know it's true....
<BC1>
Sherrdoggers? Nah, too much work keeping up that life style.
 
Who cares that Rogan is short. I’m tall and I have terrible back issues. If I were shorter, perhaps I wouldn’t have these issues. Well I’m not tall, 6 feet is considered tall tho. And yeah I have back issues. I’d rather be 5’8 with no back issues,
 
Ben is 5'8 with the yamaka. How does one explain this photo? Joe has to be at least 5'7 or smaller.
Hopefully joe is 5'7 which is manlet cuttoff. Anything smaller and you are approaching girl heights.
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If you look at this photo he took with Matt Serra (who, we can agree on, is a manlet) It looks like he's at least an inch taller. Even though it does look like Joe is wearing lifts in those shoes.

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Ben looking Weasley as usual.
 
I remember all the rumours that Rogan was Peter Dinklage's stunt double in GOT
 
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