• Xenforo Cloud is upgrading us to version 2.3.8 on Monday February 16th, 2026 at 12:00 AM PST. Expect a temporary downtime during this process. More info here

Joe Rogan height megathread

How tall do you think Joe Rogan is?


  • Total voters
    492
Rogan is probably 5'6/5'7.

Shapiro is probably the same height but looks taller in the picture because of framing (you can appear taller if you stand closer to the camera) and footwear.
 
OilyBouncyHarborseal-size_restricted.gif
 
Ben is 5'8 with the yamaka. How does one explain this photo? Joe has to be at least 5'7 or smaller.
Hopefully joe is 5'7 which is manlet cuttoff. Anything smaller and you are approaching girl heights.
1595463114133.jpg



If you look at this photo he took with Matt Serra (who, we can agree on, is a manlet) It looks like he's at least an inch taller. Even though it does look like Joe is wearing lifts in those shoes.

DjT7_FyWwAAw3VU.jpg
Well he is smaller unless Shapiro is wearing lifts, Ben is 5 foot 6, he was exposed as a height fraud years ago claiming to be 5 foot 9 yet was dwarfed by 5 foot 8 Ted Cruz
main-qimg-9de808a753009f4b6e2f2dfc32c261cd
 
Ben is 5'8 with the yamaka. How does one explain this photo? Joe has to be at least 5'7 or smaller.
Hopefully joe is 5'7 which is manlet cuttoff. Anything smaller and you are approaching girl heights.
1595463114133.jpg



If you look at this photo he took with Matt Serra (who, we can agree on, is a manlet) It looks like he's at least an inch taller. Even though it does look like Joe is wearing lifts in those shoes.

DjT7_FyWwAAw3VU.jpg

you seem to have this over fascination with height...if you're jacked, your height doesn't matter....
 
Who cares at this point? The dude has like 100 million apparently. He could get some leg extension surgeries if he gave a fuck at this point
 
Only a manlet would care so deeply about another manlet adding a few inches to their height. I'm 6'4" but list myself as 6'3" on my Driver's License just because I couldn't give two fucks, anyone under 6'0" isn't within my eye line anyways.
 
Short guy is short.. alert the press

I am 5'9 and I met Joe in Chicago. He is 5'8.

/thread
 
Ben is 5'8 with the yamaka. How does one explain this photo? Joe has to be at least 5'7 or smaller.
Hopefully joe is 5'7 which is manlet cuttoff. Anything smaller and you are approaching girl heights.
1595463114133.jpg



If you look at this photo he took with Matt Serra (who, we can agree on, is a manlet) It looks like he's at least an inch taller. Even though it does look like Joe is wearing lifts in those shoes.

DjT7_FyWwAAw3VU.jpg

I'm trying to get my head around "Joe has to be at least 5'7 or smaller."

Definitely something wrong with that sentence.
 
Back
Top