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Joe Rogan height megathread

How tall do you think Joe Rogan is?


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Here we go again...the one topic Sherdoggers will never let go of.
 
you seem to have this over fascination with height...if you're jacked, your height doesn't matter....
From what I've seen short dudes that are super jacked get less respect. Probably better off working on style and social skills.
 
I met Joe once a long time ago (probably 20 years ago now) when he was on Newsradio. I was right next to him and I was about the same exact height and I'm 5'6.
 
Picture evidence points to way below 5'7''

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Ben is 5'8 with the yamaka. How does one explain this photo? Joe has to be at least 5'7 or smaller.
Hopefully joe is 5'7 which is manlet cuttoff. Anything smaller and you are approaching girl heights.
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If you look at this photo he took with Matt Serra (who, we can agree on, is a manlet) It looks like he's at least an inch taller. Even though it does look like Joe is wearing lifts in those shoes.

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Hes like 5”4 seen him person. Maybe 5”5 on a good day with good lifted shoes but thats about it lol.
 
From what I've seen short dudes that are super jacked get less respect. Probably better off working on style and social skills.
this. Going freakazoid on a 5'6 frame is too much compensation. If you are manlet you have to go with the 'he cute' angle. Shave your face. Lose weight. Product in your hair. Dress nicely/no bro tier tank tops, ect.
 
Also in my experience, short people when asked about height always add some extra inches to there height. Usually like an extra inch or two so not to seem so small.
 
this. Going freakazoid on a 5'6 frame is too much compensation. If you are manlet you have to go with the 'he cute' angle. Shave your face. Lose weight. Product in your hair. Dress nicely/no bro tier tank tops, ect.
Seems to me Joe's doing just fine regardless of his handicap. Truth be told we'd all be lucky to have his "problems". Hot wife, cute kids, great career, lots of money. Would you rather be an inch taller or have all that going for you?

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this. Going freakazoid on a 5'6 frame is too much compensation. If you are manlet you have to go with the 'he cute' angle. Shave your face. Lose weight. Product in your hair. Dress nicely/no bro tier tank tops, ect.
I was bigger than Rogan in my prime at the same height. I wasn't trying to get huge, I wrestled and wanted to be strong but just dem genetics.
 
Smokes weed and makes a fortune talking nonsense. Hogan is fine.
 
these 'girls' can whoop 100% of your asses lol
 
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