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Joe Rogan height megathread

How tall do you think Joe Rogan is?


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All manlets need to be kicked off a cliff somewhere
 
I'll never get sick of seeing internet trolls hate on someone infinitely more successful than them lol, there's always something
 
So barefoot Conor was 2 inches taller than Joe wearing thick sneakers. You can work out the rest.. lol
 
Look at all the white knights in this thread. LOL.

It's been that way here for the better part of 2 decades, or at least as long as I've been here. Sometimes the jokes can be funny, other times it's just beating a dead horse. Sherdog will sherdog. The piranha pool as Joe calls it.
 
I read the thread title as "Joe Rogan grows two inches closer to being an adult", I like my version better.
 
I haven't read the whole thread but I'm assuming that no one here has met Joe Rogan in person. Which I find amazing considering all the hard core MMA folks on this site. You would think someone would have met him by now and confirmed his height.
 
Conor is in the 5'8 - 5'9 range and he appears to be up to 2 inches taller barefoot than Rogan in (possibly lifts)shoes.

I'd guess that Rogan is 5'5 - 5'6 and as is typical for men in the 5'5 - 5'7 range, he claims 5'8.
 
It's so weird that the IRS gives us tax breaks for making fun of Joe's height. At least it prevents him from posting here and sherdog getting in the way of his podcasts.
 
Guy has done pretty well for himself, so I don't think his height bothers him. I live in an area with a ton of Italian americans...tons of manlets around here and it doesnt stop them. I love his podcast, but I think he will suffer from all the weird shit he takes. He already has HGH bubble gut.
 
Bunch of jealous children in here.
 
Bryan Callen is 5'11ft here He is next to "5'8ft" Rogan

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Yeah but Rogan is wearing heels and standing on a stool.

He's 2'7" tops.
 
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