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Joe Rogan height megathread

How tall do you think Joe Rogan is?


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How can he say he's 5'8 with a straight face? He's at most 5'5...
 
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Stephen A is listed at 6'1" so that would make Manlet Rogan 5'0" at best lmao
 
he can afford height surgery
maybe he draws the line at roids
or he doesnt mind his height
 
Rogan is short no doubt. Hasn’t let that get in the way of being highly successful and motivated though. I liken this thread to the peasants in game of thrones, looking for any excuse to lash out at the royals to make them feel better about themselves and their peasantry

Honestly I think his manlet status has fueled him. There's plenty of decent looking guys over 6 feet who coast through life.

Rogan is hyper competitive probably because he is over compensating.
 
I'll be honest I actually liked Meet the Parents because his role was different in it and he acted the part well, BUT 95% of his movies he always plays exactly the same part, its always the same role, I feel like I am just watching him on loop over and over and over again, its always the same character/part.

Jesus Christ his lifts are getting higher and higher with every year that passes, he is gonna be 8 foot before long

He is gonna be this tall soon enough if his lifts get any bigger
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I'll be honest I actually liked Meet the Parents because his role was different in it and he acted the part well, BUT 95% of his movies he always plays exactly the same part, its always the same role, I feel like I am just watching him on loop over and over and over again, its always the same character/part.

Jesus Christ his lifts are getting higher and higher with every year that passes, he is gonna be 8 foot before long

He is gonna be this tall soon enough if his lifts get any bigger
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Deniro's best work is long gone. @HI SCOTT NEWMAN

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I honestly don't understand everyones obsession with his height.

But then again I always forget that everyone here is 6'5 and shredded, with big dicks who do nothing but fuck all day long, make 500k a year, and can beat up anyone they want whenever they want.
you're somewhat right
 
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