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Joe Rogan height megathread

How tall do you think Joe Rogan is?


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He's probably 5' 7" ish

Definitely a manlet, but not hopelessly short. You wouldn't pick him out of a crowd and say "that little short guy over there" like you would with someone like Michael j.fox.
 
Maybe Rogan used to cut some height when he was competing, but walks around at 5'8"?
 
Ironically its probably been driving him his whole life. Short guy syndrome is real. Its sad to see play out, a lot of projection of bullshit based on being short. My sister is married to a guy who is 5ft 5 basically Rogan's height. Massively insecure.
 
Sherdogs obsession with height is fucking bizarre
it is almost as funny as all the "what would you do if a group/blacks of guys slapped your girlfriends ass" threads
 
honestly, with the HGH he's taken and clearly his skull is bigger than in years past, wouldn't that add a little bit of height?
 
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meh with all that said, hes probably still a more likable guy than you.

enjoy your life being a paramedic by having self adoration telling people of your profession. some people do it for self gratification.

You're a dick, I would still try to save your life if I had too. Peace :)
 
Typical Rogan shoes while out in public:

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look at this shit Barefoot Conor towering over Joe

 
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