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  1. Cpt Migraine Never out of likes..

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    He will grant you the car of your dreams for the same amount of money you spend on your current car..

    The "drawback" is you have to use it just like you use your current car.. ie good luck getting over those speedbumps outside your kids' school, good luck getting that ikea shelf etc..

    What do you wish for?

    I'm a simple man but would probably go for something like the e63 amg.. 0dcc5fde-1588-4ccc-80f8-0497f3a3b530.jpeg.jpg
     
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  2. Cole train Gold Belt

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    Clarkson most likely would appear, punch the sherdogger then disappear like the alpha he is
     
  3. fingercuffs Rebelfetts future wife Platinum Member

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    Funny, I thought about the sleeping policemen going over one coming into work this morning. I see loads of Ferraris and Lambos where I work and always wonder how they get over them.
     
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  4. Sonny Qc Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Could sleep in the parking of any bars instead of drunk driving myself home
    (even tho I'm really good at it)
     
  5. lsa If you can read this, you are too close

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    That's a nice choice, sir.

    Either that Mercedes, an Audi S8 Avant or Volvo S90 T8 would do.
     
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  7. Holic Senor Cardgage Banned

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    I can daily a GTR easily.
     
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  8. Zinger Potato Belt

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    Got my 2004 Audi A4 for 2.5k euros.

    I reckon I could buy a nice E36 for that money.

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  9. Blandnuts Orange Belt

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    55 or 56 Belair for free! I would think out of more than one vehicle to choose from, I do what I want with Jeremy car.
     
  10. Derousey Purple Belt

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    I'd rather just hang out with Clarkson and do hoodrat shit in junkers and project cars.
     
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  11. Zinger Potato Belt

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    A man of culture!
     
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  12. lsa If you can read this, you are too close

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    I know what I like, and I like it!
     
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  13. Tone C Gold Belt

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    Carefully.
     
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  14. MoparOrNoCar Silver Belt

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    Who is Jeremy Clarkson?
     
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  15. fingercuffs Rebelfetts future wife Platinum Member

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    Did your Google break?
     
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  16. MoparOrNoCar Silver Belt

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    verb
    verb: break; 3rd person present: breaks; past tense: broke; gerund or present participle: breaking; past participle: broken
    1.
    separate or cause to separate into pieces as a result of a blow, shock, or strain.


    What does this have to do with Jeremy Clarkson? I still have no idea who he is.
     
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  17. Cpt Migraine Never out of likes..

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    Who are you?
     
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  18. fingercuffs Rebelfetts future wife Platinum Member

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    This would be far easier for you if your Googlefu wasn't all screwy. You wouldn't have to be going back and forth then.
     
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  19. Cpt Migraine Never out of likes..

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    Holy fuck..

    This is like finding a wild flat earther..
     
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  20. lsa If you can read this, you are too close

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    and btw sadly its over.
    The French bought it and the 2024 will look and be a generic SUV.
    RIP :(
     
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