Jeremy Clarkson in a wizard hat appears!

[Cpt Migraine]

He will grant you the car of your dreams for the same amount of money you spend on your current car..

The "drawback" is you have to use it just like you use your current car.. ie good luck getting over those speedbumps outside your kids' school, good luck getting that ikea shelf etc..

What do you wish for?

I'm a simple man but would probably go for something like the e63 amg..

 

[Cole train]

Clarkson most likely would appear, punch the sherdogger then disappear like the alpha he is

 

[fingercuffs]

He will grant you the car of your dreams for the same amount of money you spend on your current car..

The "drawback" is you have to use it just like you use your current car.. ie good luck getting over those speedbumps outside your kids' school, good luck getting that ikea shelf etc..

What do you wish for?

I'm a simple man but would probably go for something like the e63 amg.. View attachment 881122

Funny, I thought about the sleeping policemen going over one coming into work this morning. I see loads of Ferraris and Lambos where I work and always wonder how they get over them.

 

[Sonny Qc]

A Mercedes 4x4 Sprinter made for Camping and shit.
Worth 6 fugures, always useful.

Could sleep in the parking of any bars instead of drunk driving myself home
(even tho I'm really good at it)

 

[lsa]

 

[BlankaPresident]

He will grant you the car of your dreams for the same amount of money you spend on your current car..

The "drawback" is you have to use it just like you use your current car.. ie good luck getting over those speedbumps outside your kids' school, good luck getting that ikea shelf etc..

What do you wish for?

I'm a simple man but would probably go for something like the e63 amg.. View attachment 881122

That's a nice choice, sir.

Either that Mercedes, an Audi S8 Avant or Volvo S90 T8 would do.

 

[Holic]

I can daily a GTR easily.

 

[Zinger]

Got my 2004 Audi A4 for 2.5k euros.

I reckon I could buy a nice E36 for that money.

 

[Blandnuts]

55 or 56 Belair for free! I would think out of more than one vehicle to choose from, I do what I want with Jeremy car.

 

[Derousey]

I'd rather just hang out with Clarkson and do hoodrat shit in junkers and project cars.

 

[Zinger]

A man of culture!

 

[lsa]

A man of culture!

I know what I like, and I like it!

 

[Tone C]

Funny, I thought about the sleeping policemen going over one coming into work this morning. I see loads of Ferraris and Lambos where I work and always wonder how they get over them.

Carefully.

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

Who is Jeremy Clarkson?

 

[fingercuffs]

Who is Jeremy Clarkson?

Did your Google break?

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

Did you Google break?

verb
verb: break; 3rd person present: breaks; past tense: broke; gerund or present participle: breaking; past participle: broken
1.
separate or cause to separate into pieces as a result of a blow, shock, or strain.


What does this have to do with Jeremy Clarkson? I still have no idea who he is.

 

[Cpt Migraine]

Who is Jeremy Clarkson?

Who are you?

 

[fingercuffs]

verb
verb: break; 3rd person present: breaks; past tense: broke; gerund or present participle: breaking; past participle: broken
1.
separate or cause to separate into pieces as a result of a blow, shock, or strain.


What does this have to do with Jeremy Clarkson? I still have no idea who he is.

This would be far easier for you if your Googlefu wasn't all screwy. You wouldn't have to be going back and forth then.

 

[Cpt Migraine]

Did your Google break?

Holy fuck..

This is like finding a wild flat earther..

 

[lsa]

A man of culture!

and btw sadly its over.
The French bought it and the 2024 will look and be a generic SUV.
RIP