Relationships Jake Paul is dating my ex-girlfriend
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I read the thread now... Holy shit @BoxerMaurits, that must have been an interesting morning on Instagram, shit...
Nice looking chick though. Genuinely whenever I go to Holland I don't tend to see that many hot locals, more tall homely looking types in big coats or tourists... Now I know why - because you and Overeem hoarding all the best womenfolk to yourselves!
How you feeling about the whole situation? Must be a trip. Id imagine you'll get a kickback from this somehow though...
Nice looking chick though. Genuinely whenever I go to Holland I don't tend to see that many hot locals, more tall homely looking types in big coats or tourists... Now I know why - because you and Overeem hoarding all the best womenfolk to yourselves!
How you feeling about the whole situation? Must be a trip. Id imagine you'll get a kickback from this somehow though...
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Most of the times Dutch chicks are hot sir. You been to my country a few times?
Yeah this situation sucks, but I’ll get over it. Like you said me and Reem should be fine. It’s time for a night out for me together with the Demolition Man… to demolish some girls, loll.
Anyway, thanks for checking out one me Monica
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Lived in Den Haag for a year, and the only decent chicks in town were working at the world forum, and they were Italian/french/Spanish...
Amsterdam too, I used to go regularly for years when the weed was good, but there really are only only tourists there though... Albeit they're the ones that actually put out... I know one nice looking Dutch chick, but she lives in Spain.
Even the bars there are just full of big dutch dudes drinking beer and hating foreigners... The women must hate the cold or something.
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They hating outsiders in Amsterdam?
That city indeed is like full of tourists actually, lol.
I livd in the south of the Netherlands. We’re known for our “Brabantse gezelligheid” hahah. We’re known for our cozy pubs and late nights
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People in Amsterdam hate young English men because they get into fights and vomit all over the red light district daily... And I don't blame them, its the same crowd that hang out there that goes to the UFC... You get 10k Paddy Pimbletts every year going there. The flights are hell. They hate English all over Europe - especially in Italy. I hate them too and I'm from here.They hating outsiders in Amsterdam?
That city indeed is like full of tourists actually, lol.
I livd in the south of the Netherlands. We’re known for our “Brabantse gezelligheid” hahah. We’re known for our cozy pubs and late nights
All that red light District shit never appealed to me... The numbers are heinous - 200 chicks for an entire city of dudes... The queues ate some nasty shit.
Sounds like you're in a better place to meet people. The places I was staying didn't even feel like real places. Just transit people and plastic bars. Terrible weed too. Holland's weed industry got wrecked by the government and now its mostly grown in greenhouses in Switzerland or Romania - Barcelona took the hippies and hedonists away.
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Is the Wood for u or girl?
I voted yes either way
I voted yes either way
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Oh now it's personal. Kick his ass Maurtis
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When I lived in Budapest I was hating on them as well.
Luckily, as a regularly sized Sherbro, nobody dared get into a fight with me.
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If he’s not, he was at least pretending long enough to allegedly plow my coworkers girlfriend. No clue. The whole thing could be made up but it seems like an odd thing to lie about
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You should DM Jake Paul, "How taste my peepee?"
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We bring it all ourselves.When I lived in Budapest I was hating on them as well.
Luckily, as a regularly sized Sherbro, nobody dared get into a fight with me.
I can wholeheartedly promise you that this is company not worth keeping, nor would you enjoy coach loads turning up in your village for 7 months per year besides the money they spend:
We're so bad at going on holiday that there's even a famous TV program about it.
The comments are good...
I worked in Portugal for a while, and until people got to know me I was treated like absolute scum by the locals - every morning during the summer they'd have to get up an hour earlier just to clean to piss, vomit, broken glass, and blood off their steps and shop fronts... Every single morning. They acted like I did it to begin with.
As for getting pussy from the locals... Better tell them you're German/Dutch. Only chance you have.
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Seeing as nobody else has asked...
@BoxerMaurits where does one go about meeting a beautiful Dutch skating champion? Fair to say that the types of places I frequent offer a different category of womenfolk.
Honestly, me and that chick wouldn't ever get off the ground - one kiss from me and she's never passing USADA again... Having said that, we are surely all curious.
This must suck. You were obviously close because she invited you to her tournament, and went straight over to you when she won... Meaning you likely banged it out in the hotel afterwards to celebrate, and for your support... Meanwhile Jake Paul distracting her from practice and probably telling her shit like "its ok, just roid it up and you can train way less, like me"... She was better off with you breh.
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PS what do you actually do for a living?
@BoxerMaurits where does one go about meeting a beautiful Dutch skating champion? Fair to say that the types of places I frequent offer a different category of womenfolk.
Honestly, me and that chick wouldn't ever get off the ground - one kiss from me and she's never passing USADA again... Having said that, we are surely all curious.
This must suck. You were obviously close because she invited you to her tournament, and went straight over to you when she won... Meaning you likely banged it out in the hotel afterwards to celebrate, and for your support... Meanwhile Jake Paul distracting her from practice and probably telling her shit like "its ok, just roid it up and you can train way less, like me"... She was better off with you breh.
#TeamMaurits
PS what do you actually do for a living?
