Relationships Jake Paul is dating my ex-girlfriend

[StonedLemur]

No lol. Just said bro because you would do that for me sir.
Broo

That dude don't want none trust me.
For my family...I will go to the end of time sir.

 

[ClubFoot]

Do you have pictures of her poop hole you can share?

If not I’ll DM JP to supply.

 

[Halifax]

you seem so delighted that a famous guy got your girl

Well, being able to tweet to Jake Paul that he is getting his sloppy seconds would be kinda funny

 

[MLarson]

I’ll give a call to my shoop-gang!
@AleYeah @Arqueto @Myrddin Wild @caketime21 @fprado @Bjjpitbull8 @SenorFranko @Reach4theSky @Buff

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It looks like some white stuff on the side of her face.

 

[turbotime]

I mean she now has two famous dudes under her belt, so you must feel kind of OK about it.

 

[Joe_Armstrong]

She's kinda thick, will probably gain a few pounds when she stops skating.

 

[Buff]

I’ll give a call to my shoop-gang!
@AleYeah @Arqueto @Myrddin Wild @caketime21 @fprado @Bjjpitbull8 @SenorFranko @Reach4theSky @Buff

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It's not... Surely it can't be..?

 

[xhaydenx]

I may have been unnecessarily rough in my comments, but the sentiment is sound truth. They both are clearly shallow. His pants alone tell that story, and then there's the awful personality.

How is this girl clearly shallow and a money whore? Just because she's dating Jake Paul? Does that mean any girl who dates someone rich is that sort of person?

It sounds like she's successful enough on her own and doesn't need to date someone like Jake Paul for money or status. And if she really wanted money, she's more than hot enough to snag men far beyond the sort of wealth Jake will ever be able to make.

You wouldn't have any real idea what Jake's personality is like either. If you think he runs around being the "Problem Child' or whatever that dumb nickname he gave himself was, you're delusional. The guy is playing a character, always has been. May as well say actors are really who they pretend to be.

You just sound super bitter for whatever reason.

 

[CerebralKnievel]

How is this girl clearly shallow and a money whore? Just because she's dating Jake Paul? Does that mean any girl who dates someone rich is that sort of person?

It sounds like she's successful enough on her own and doesn't need to date someone like Jake Paul for money or status. And if she really wanted money, she's more than hot enough to snag men far beyond the sort of wealth Jake will ever be able to make.

You wouldn't have any real idea what Jake's personality is like either. If you think he runs around being the "Problem Child' or whatever that dumb nickname he gave himself was, you're delusional. The guy is playing a character, always has been. May as well say actors are really who they pretend to be.

You just sound super bitter for whatever reason.

Queue some contentious internet loser who feels the need to defend Jake Paul. Fuck off, scrub

 

[Henry Swanson]

I don’t have a massive hate for Jake Paul. I say let him cook.

 

[koquerelle]

That was your GF?!?!
Hespect.

 

[2gps125]

I almost got fired once because some weird cuck did the same shit as OP.

He went around a job site bragging how his new Gf fucked that singer, Cody Simpson so I showed the boys some pictures of him (especially young pics to make it look worse). I told him it was cringe that he got sloppy seconds from Cody Simpson as the best thing to ever happen to him and he went to HR on me.

My gf fucked Brock Lesnar though but she left him for me because I’m an even more jacked white boy. Deal with it

Are you confirming that Cody Simpson is straight? He used to 'date' Carmella Rose years ago but I could never tell which way he batted.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...ely-bikini-takes-sultry-photoshoot-Miami.html

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Pull an Arlovski and ask Jake "How's taste my big pee-pee?"

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Jake Paul’s new girlfriend.
Not funny





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Jutta dumped me earlier this year after she became world champion Speed Skating, but this ain’t it brah

I mean she's hot but just an average partner for us Sherdoggers

 

[xhaydenx]

Queue some contentious internet loser who feels the need to defend Jake Paul. Fuck off, scrub

I don't really care about Paul other than when I tune in to watch him box in the hope that he gets KOd.

You just sound insufferably low IQ and bitter lol. Triggered by some influencer with zero creativity because you bought into a social media character haha. Blanket statements about people you know nothing about make you look like a moron, bro.

 

[Natural Order]

Imagine Maurits vs Paul at MSG!

 

[Substance Abuse]

It's not... Surely it can't be..?

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

 

[Bacco]

Jake Paul’s new girlfriend.
Not funny





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Jutta dumped me earlier this year after she became world champion Speed Skating, but this ain’t it brah

I think Sherdog's honor code say now you need to start sexual relationship with Jake Paul's mom just to make a statement

 

[buffpants22]

Self-doxx is tight.
Imagine getting replaced dick by Jake Paul.

 

[rearnakedchoke]

Ask Jake how taste your peepee