Media Izzy threw the first bal for the Marlins Miami

[Elvis.]

Checks the runner , nice touch

 

[chinarice]

Izzy clearly never thrown a baseball before lol

 

[Izzysexboyfriend]

A hair pick?

He’s gonna use that to cheat against Alex

 

[Kyojiro Kagenuma]

Cool.

Holy shit was that this afternoon or something? The stands were practically empty.

It's the Marlins. Florida doesn't give af about baseball. Even the Ray's have terrible attendance, and they're good

 

[GrantB13]

Holy hell he actually made a good pitch. I'm so used to seeing first pitch flops.

 

[jkthenatural]

He got it there, which is better than most first pitches. I’ll never understand how people show up to throw a first pitch and can’t even throw a ball haha

 

[brackis1]

Why are you defending him like he's ur daddy or something?

Because I actually watch baseball and am not such a mouthbreather that I need to make up fake outrage about him doing a pretty decent job at something?
I don't even like the guy in MMA, I'm just not a nasty little troll like you and a lot of absurd haters.

 

[Tito Tapped]

 

[fprado]

 

[GoshiShun17]

Izzy clearly never thrown a baseball before lol

These are the worst first piches. Conor McGregor is in the second clip.

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

Very Good, But first pitch don't hit back.

 

[PhilMcCavity]

Yes, Phil yes I do remember. How can one forget? As one might currently contemplate just how wussified one might look merely taking teh jab....meanwhile Warrior Wang is fucking cage fighting in communist China with a full on case of covid (called it corona back in the day,same shit)
The only way someone can get around these post modern stigmas is by "stylebending" (what the author believes)

This is truly why sthe pearl choker is so important my friend. And why it was so important for me personally to make sure Israel was indeed wearing it during that historic pitch .

If Jones had had a pearl choker on I believe he would have dunked that basketball . All I'm saying

I couldn’t agree more. Beautiful artwork in your av as usual. Watching that heffer do a backflip brought a tear to my eye

 

[brackis1]

this is gold

 

[VAfan]

Every Miami Marlins game is like that.
It's basically a sham team/business that grifts its way thru solvency. Very emblematic of Miami lol.

they are definitely a strange organization. they either buy a world series or they give up and barely field a team. management is schizophrenic or something.

 

[VAfan]

Or actually Carl Lewis:

that's almost as bad as his national anthem.

 

[Yep]

Better than bababooey. Horrible fashion sense. Marlins suck but have fire jerseys. People don’t understand how big pro baseball players are. People thought it was Chisholm.

 

[Yep]

Yeah I came into this thread expecting something super cringe, but he actually threw a decent pitch and seemed to make reference to what an actual baseball pitcher would do leaning in for the sign, checking for an imaginary runner on 1st like he actually had followed the sport and mechanics.

Surprised because most American non-baseball people are helpless throwing as-is, let alone foreigners from his region.
I was a pretty decent pitcher in my day topping around 87 with a huge hook curve, but gave it up after HS; too much time and bro-culture commitment to toil on some low level college team or bulk/roid myself into the competitive echelons.

That sucks. How did the parents deal with that? Juco is all the rage now. You could’ve been a contenda!

 

[brackis1]

That sucks. How did the parents deal with that? Juco is all the rage now. You could’ve been a contenda!

My parents were elated that I decided to focus on being academically focused in college

 

[StewDogg11]

Better than bababooey. Horrible fashion sense. Marlins suck but have fire jerseys. People don’t understand how big pro baseball players are. People thought it was Chisholm.

Im always intrigued by people who say the Marlins suck. They’ve only been in existence since 1993 and have won two World Series’ and made the playoffs as recently as 2020. It’s truly amazing what they’ve been able to do with their lack of fan support and limited payroll.

 

[Raptors2019]

Or actually Carl Lewis:

He thought it was a cricket pitch ...