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Is Steven Seagal legit?

So, the real story is he got caught fing the Aikido instructors daughter, and made him work there for him.

To save face.

He’s a delusional idiot.
 
I can’t quote because I’m new or I’ve been doing that too much. But, someone said to go to an aikido gym and watch yourself be thrown. Challenge them. I’m in.

Ok, let me give you my background. Im a BJJ blue belt, 6’ 210 lbs, good athlete (HS Football, 3 year varsity starter), never wrestled, been in some streets fights, but have never taken a class on striking. So, nothing special, right? A serious Aikido practicioner should be able to send me flying, no?

I’m more than happy to meet up and see if you or someone you know can do it. I’m not trying to be a tough guy. I’d agree to not strike or not do anything stupid. I think it would be a fun challenge. We could videotape it or something. I’m in NJ. Let me know if you’re in or if you know someone who’d take the challenge.

Edit: I’m 100% serious. If you want to message me privately, we can do that there. I’m not gonna like travel far or do anything crazy to set this up. But again, more than happy to go forward with the challenge, assuming there aren’t any crazy asks on the other end.
 
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IMO Jean Claude doesn't have the power and accuracy to KTFO a young Steven with his spinning shit and Steven doesn't have the tools to close the distance and apply an under siege move.

Like most TMA dudes they would probably end up on the ground looking like clueless bums in a street fight, even cage fighters perform underwhelming in the wild so...
Negro please...Van Damme might not be a world class cage fighter, but he has plenty of power and control to KTFO Seagal with his useless aikido. Have you seen him stretch his leg and hold it fully extended, and do you know how hard that is? He is also built like a truck and competed in full contact tournaments, he can absolutely make a pancake out of Steven Pansy Seagal.
 
He did influence the front kick used by Silva and another fighter who got a KO.

The fighters even acknowledged him.

But other than that he's got a $16m net worth and a long long list of sexual assaults.
 
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when he was younger yeah

Never understood why people think him being fat makes a difference. It's not sprints and he's more experienced and has a weight advantage. And from what I've seen, his speed is actually the same.
 
According to Rocky himself,

"But I remember once, at my home in Miami, I believe it was in ’96 or’97, Van Damme was there with Seagal, Willis, Schwarzenegger, Shaquille O’Neal, Don Johnson and Madonna… it was a heck of a party. Van Damme was tired of Seagal saying he could kick his ass and went right up to him and offered him the chance to step outside so he could wipe the floor with him, or should I say wipe the backyard with him. Seagal made some excuse and left. His destination was some Ocean Drive nightclub in Miami. Van Damme, who was completely berserk, tracked him down and again offered him a fight, and again Seagal pulled a Houdini. Who would win? I have to say I believe Van Damme was just too strong and Seagal wanted no part of it. That’s just my opinion."

Sounds like he punked out against a guy with at least some tournament experience.
 
According to Rocky himself,

"But I remember once, at my home in Miami, I believe it was in ’96 or’97, Van Damme was there with Seagal, Willis, Schwarzenegger, Shaquille O’Neal, Don Johnson and Madonna… it was a heck of a party. Van Damme was tired of Seagal saying he could kick his ass and went right up to him and offered him the chance to step outside so he could wipe the floor with him, or should I say wipe the backyard with him. Seagal made some excuse and left. His destination was some Ocean Drive nightclub in Miami. Van Damme, who was completely berserk, tracked him down and again offered him a fight, and again Seagal pulled a Houdini. Who would win? I have to say I believe Van Damme was just too strong and Seagal wanted no part of it. That’s just my opinion."

Sounds like he punked out against a guy with at least some tournament experience.

Foot tapping Van Damme would get killed..
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Negro please...Van Damme might not be a world class cage fighter, but he has plenty of power and control to KTFO Seagal with his useless aikido. Have you seen him stretch his leg and hold it fully extended, and do you know how hard that is? He is also built like a truck and competed in full contact tournaments, he can absolutely make a pancake out of Steven Pansy Seagal.

It is not hard. Any legitimate black belt can keep their leg extended.
 
It is not hard. Any legitimate black belt can keep their leg extended.
You have no idea what you talking about and it definitely has nothing to do with having a black belt, since none of that is part of training. That shit is hard as fuck. I've trained that for ages, it takes a long time to even hold your leg extended that high and that perfect for 10 seconds. What aided Van Damme to do that so flawlessly is years of ballet dancing.
 
I'm the only one that makes Steven Seagal Techniques work for real vs Pro MMA Fighters, Jiu-jitsu guys, Judokas, Football players and a SHEEETTTTT ton of drunk yahoo's looking to get squarely in bars all over the U.S. Hell, I did it in high school-KotaGaeshi to a guy grabbing a chicks hair on the boss....So I've been wristlocking fools of all sizes for like 26 years or so!





Sherbros in basements everywhere about to say OMG I couldn't fight for real or that Sheet don't work....

Well I be twisting your wrist mad as hell......

And while in the last few weeks haven't done it live to anyone from feet, from black belts butt scooting at me I get the Aya Dori/Nikkyo, scare them, and pass into half guard at least....including an old UFC vet whom look worried and we laughed lol






SS-This Actor/Stuntman is ready to die in a movie of yours, but don't expect me to job for you as easy as Randy Couture did.



Heck, I had some friends training with him in Russia a couple months ago and they wanted me to go.
He still holds his center/strong spine, holds his own space well actually, and in 70's Path Beyond Thought he was VERY legit as far as Aikido goes.
 
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I wonder what he was on
 
Goddamnit, start a thread and tell us EVERYTHING

Details.


Copious Details.

If it’s of interest I will (which forum?) ... fun times, minibuses full of young guys crisscrossing Europe with paper maps and just the name of some town 1000km away, to go fight in random sports halls with random rules (often unknown until you get there) ... no insurance, no real medicals, no money ... just for a medal and love of martial arts. Crazy times and adventures!
I was one of the youngest (I was under-18 European sanda champion) so you can imagine as a kid going to this far away places with a team of fighters ... “dad mum I have a martial arts tournament in Germany next weekend, Master has organized everything, it’s super safe and perfectly planned” (no idea where we are going, sleeping, etc) :D
I saw people KOd and bounce their head on hard floors, then being revived and fighting another bout one hour later! o_O
 
If it’s of interest I will (which forum?) ... fun times, minibuses full of young guys crisscrossing Europe with paper maps and just the name of some town 1000km away, to go fight in random sports halls with random rules (often unknown until you get there) ... no insurance, no real medicals, no money ... just for a medal and love of martial arts. Crazy times and adventures!
I was one of the youngest (I was under-18 European sanda champion) so you can imagine as a kid going to this far away places with a team of fighters ... “dad mum I have a martial arts tournament in Germany next weekend, Master has organized everything, it’s super safe and perfectly planned” (no idea where we are going, sleeping, etc) :D
I saw people KOd and bounce their head on hard floors, then being revived and fighting another bout one hour later! o_O
YES give us all of that. Even if you just wanna post it in here its fine. Did you ever have to go back to your parents all busted up?
 
I gotta pass out,big day tomorrow,but I hope to see some stuff!
 
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