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Is Steven Seagal legit?

You up ere in da UFC FORUMZ talkin bout 'super legit make models' an trannies for?

You wanna talk gay talk go to a gay forum or a gay bar.

Talk sense and talk UFC or bounce homie
He seems to be in the right place.
 
And he could bang pretty much any sherdoggers moms he wanted to too. Not kidding.

When you think about it, Shertards, Steven Segal could be your actual step daddy in the blink of an eye if he chose to.

Let that sink in lil bishes

Sad but true... dude is also a volunteer police officer with knowledge of weapons n arms, officially recognized as a Tibetan diety by the Dali Lama and a blues guitarist.

As hokey as he is, you can't bag on his jack of all trades.

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Sad but true... dude is also a volunteer police officer with knowledge of weapons n arms, officially recognized as a Tibetan diety by the Dali Lama and a blues guitarist.

As hokey as he is, you can't bag on his jack of all trades.

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Yeah he is winning at life.

Something that most Sherdoggers do not understand.
 
Aikido likes to focus on just "one point" in their techniques. Don't know why. It looks more like a Pro-Wrestling Lariat/Clothesline than an actual Judo throw, Osoto Gari.

It just goes to show how bad the techniques in the art are.

Aikido techniques are:
  • One Point of Contact
  • Ttrained against Willing Partners
  • Unproven in Competition

Judo Techniques are:
  • Multiple Points of Contact
  • Trained against Resisting Opponents
  • Proven in Competition

That is really all you need to know when deciding which one to train in.
How much of ether art have you trained, LOL!
I was critiquing that lineage style. If that was done on you you'd better hope someone could do a field tracheotomy within 2 min, if a Judo based style did it your neck would be broken unless you can do backward breakfalls, LOL!

Tomiki, Kanai and Yoshinkan are Judo based and would sweep the inside leg and throw with the hip is all I was saying. Yes the Ki sociaty branches are derived from Ueshiba's later years when he'd converted to a peace focused shinto monk. In his youth he was a combat vet in the Manchurian war as a high value body guard surviving multiple firefights. His Martial Arts are impeccable, he beat Judo's(Kano JuJitsu) top students in the early 20th century, was invited to join the Kodokan declined and trained the top Special Forces units of the Japanese army before WW2. That's the version of standing Daito Ryu Aiki JuJistu that Aikido is derived from. Daito Ryu would cut the inside leg and forarm the trachea, Aikido doesn't for safety reasons just like you don't break the arm in Juji Gatame(arm bar). Later Aikido symbolically executes the techniques, early Aikido trains with breakfalls making full body contact through the throws like Judo.

Most of you bozo's out there have never taken the time - now a 5 min google search - to seek out the direct lineage Japanese teachers or their dedicated well trained students all around you in America teaching non watered down styles of all the arts.
 
JCVD a real fighter, huh? Same thing he try to do with Dolph Lundgren, Dolph played it cool, he saw that JCVD is thug

You obviously aren't a fighter. JCVD has a 19-1 record with 18 KNOCKOUTS.

And you call JCVD a thug, yet your idol....Seagal is a wife beater?
 
And he could bang pretty much any sherdoggers moms he wanted to too. Not kidding.

When you think about it, Shertards, Steven Segal could be your actual step daddy in the blink of an eye if he chose to.

Let that sink in lil bishes


You're obviously speaking for your own chubby self and similar women such as Kelly LeBrock, who Seagal regularly beats the hell out of, right. Actually, KellyLe Brock can probably clown you in a cage match, so I didn't mean to insult her.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...constantly-raped-abused-life-article-1.165957
 
Seagal's son Kintaro apparently met Bruce Lee.....despite being born 2 years after Bruce died.

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If his skills are legit, why does he need to tell these ridiculous stories?
 
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There's a reason Akido specialists don't compete in combat sports, it's because it's mostly a sham.
 


there are no aikido mma fighters, because ....

1. small joint manipulation isn't allowed, so the main tools of wrist locks not allowed.
grabbing someones moving hand is very hard anyway, a lot easier if they are grabbing your clothing. (no clothing in mma....)

2. only a 1/3 of training in akido is unarmed, the rest of the training is using staff and sword.
hence all of the obsession about wrist locks, the whole thing is based about weapons, not losing your weapon, taking a weapon from an opponent.
Even all the strikes and strike defences, copy the movement of weapon blows, hence all the weird chopping hand attacks, which bear little resemblance to any standard punches. even the throws are based around you holding a weapon, when performing them.


if MMA had swords or staffs, then aikido would be legit.

is Steven Segal legit, no clue.... but at the moment he doesn't look very healthy....


why don't akido practioners compete against each other?

While I believe there are some very legit hand to hand techniques, I don't see it as being on the same tier as other martial arts.

And let's say an akido blackbelt faced someone like bas ruten, even if they broke his wrist he'd probably still keep coming and rip their balls off.
 
It depends what you class as legit, is he trained in self defence and would he wreck your average person who challenged him, certainly, is he a trained competitive fighter? No, that doesn't make him a fraud though.
 
Totally forgot to say I saw his band when they toured the UK years back, I couldn't resist hahaha, saw him after his hands are like shovels.
 
It depends what you class as legit, is he trained in self defence and would he wreck your average person who challenged him, certainly, is he a trained competitive fighter? No, that doesn't make him a fraud though.

This is pretty much right. I'm not sure aikido would work in a combat sports situation, but damn straight he could sit me on my arse if I attacked him at a pub.
 
According to Stallone, Segal kept talking about how he could beat Jean Claude Van damme and wanted to fight him then ran away from him when JCVD actually challenged him. And that was when he was in shape.
 
Haha I was a huge under siege fan and this was in 2007, way before he pissed off mma crowds hahaha
nah it's okay seagal is my guilty pleasure to watch. i would probably not give him any of my money though
 
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